If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
ICE just detained a 5-year-old child.
Don’t tell us this is about “the worst of the worst.” That’s a lie.
Absolutely vile.
him: you ok?
me, filling the bird feeders while wearing my wedding dress: yep
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Tony Montana face planting in a pile of crushed up Tylenol: “say hello to my model train!”
Movie poster from Lucy (2014), featuring a closeup of Scarlett Johansson gazing intently at the camera.
this movie, but the ai is realistic and she just keeps running into things and shouting at people to harm themselves
the smaller character limit doesn’t bode well for literacy rates
only in america would bullet casings become the replacement for twitter
Denying Medicaid coverage is political violence.
Starving welfare programs of funding is political violence.
Making kids pay for school lunches is political violence.
Landlords being permitted to make people homeless is violence.
Tying healthcare to employment status is political violence.
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’
Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
This explains it better than I can
Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
Photo of a large Caribou Coffee’s cotton candy energy drink resting on an outdoor table.
gutted that the cotton candy energy drink at caribou is gone. it tasted like plastic pool floaties and made me see the devil, but i really got accustomed to the stank
We should be slashing emissions and climate-proofing our cities. Instead, Republicans are turning up the carbon spew and stripping away heat protections — effectively condemning the poor to die under rising temperatures.
Meme version of the hierarchy of needs pyramid chart. The chart is split into multiple sections, but just one item comedically takes up the entire chart. It reads: My therapist writing “grooming and hygiene appear good” in my visit notes.
wish kitten luck in therapy tomorrow
a quilt with a square for every witness 🥰
do they let courtroom sketch artists use any other media? can they come in with like gel pens or macaroni
The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the “just asking questions” crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral “debate” and act like it’s intellectual curiosity
tbh world war three is actually kind of a fucked up name for a baby girl
Monochrome photograph featuring a standing white woman in a suit with a cigarette in her right hand facing slight left and looking outwards
"I went to collect the few personal belongings which...I held to be invaluable: my cat, my resolve to travel, and my solitude" - Colette,
French author, actress and journalist
#WomensArt
It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
The only immigrant that I’ve been victimized by is myself
A mandala in an adult colouring book. Someone has rage-scribbled all over it in red/orange crayon
Adult colouring books are great for relieving stress
guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean
appointment with my ear nose and hole doctor next week
Specific Expression #53: Jazz Guy getting really into sick Jaco riff. The jazz guy's eyes are cocked in a pseudo-dreamworks expression. His pupils slightly far apart like Ryan Gosling. He has a small smile, top teeth exposed, bottom lip protruding.
Doodle of an orange cat driving a little red and yellow toy car.
Get in, losers
catch you later bro. remember that you are my sun and moon and all my stars
