Alan Cerny

Bitches, leave.

First movie I went looking for was SPEED RACER. Nope… heh.

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Watching STRANGE NEW WORLDS Season 3 (bought the 4K because I canceled Paramount+ after the Colbert thing). They just break canon all over the place, huh? I don’t mind it; I figure a reboot’s likely coming anyway. I imagine it’s pissed a lot of fans off though. Peck still best Spock since Nimoy.

What the fuck is Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Does that mean they strap her to the wing of Air Force One if it’s ever attacked or something

HEDWIG 25 | Anniversary Tour of the Movie Musical Twenty-five years after it exploded out of Sundance and into cult immortality, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH returns to the big screen! Join writer, director, and Golden Globe–nominated star JOHN CAMERON...

You should go. It's a great show. www.hedwig25.com

I saw the dry run of this in December, and JCM is engaging and friendly, and the set is amazing. You should go. Oh @crobertcargill.bsky.social will probably be there, so...

He did.

Everyone says “I’m going to become the Joker” while no one but me says “I’m going to become the Condiment King”

We need more Andrew Davis-type filmmakers today. He’s not the most stylish director, but he knows what works in the story, the acting, and the production to not only get it past the finish line, but craft a satisfying film.

Steven Spielberg called me a “very good writer.”

What does closing the Amity beaches and every news cycle for the past 25 years have in common

I’ve been playing WITCHER 3.

Cool, THE BRIDE! opens this weekend. I've read enough (both positive and negative) to convince me to see it. It seems like it takes Big Swings, and we need more of that in our studio movies.

Film Nerd 2.0 comes full circle with a special birthday column In a new ongoing series, one of the Film Nerds decides to look back at the original articles to help figure out who he is now.

Who is Miles McWeeny?

And why is he writing FILM NERD 2.0?

www.drewmcweeny.com/film-nerd-2-...

@drewmcweeny.com Hey bud! Your boy can write.

(Inspired by @weinbergs.bsky.social)

(Inspired by @weinbergs.bsky.social)

I'd go to that show.

"ANOTHER knife? Shit, I've already got 22 of them."

Been wanting to revisit this for a long time.

I like being old (except for the physical stuff). It’s exhausting trying to keep up with “it.” Enjoy what you want.

Seeing him in a few weeks. Very happy to read this.

Thanks for playing! Hope you got lucky.

One Battle After Another

Finally, another PTA masterpiece, and a movie for the ages.

The Running Man

I had issues with Edgar Weight’s latest, but the 4K came out today and Barnes and Noble had it for 50% off. Can’t beat that.

Last two are recent releases. Get ready…

The Wild Robot

Alright big guns coming. First, a great animated film.

Minority Report

Cruise only has eyes for you in this Spielberg movie.

Pride and Prejudice

A great Austen movie.

Cliffhanger

Stallone. Lithgow. Rooker. A big mountain.