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@ophaelie

lesbian leninist, transexual terror, the best to ever do it, other such accolades

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its wild how much they improved on a formula i held to be exceedingly hard to improve, i expected adding more to make it worse but it's all soooo good

06.03.2026 06:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ngl the cross section alone is selling me

05.03.2026 23:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

writing this in my notebook so i understand what you're saying, should i copy down "csam and nazis are as bad as generalizing a userbase"?

05.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we can't organize an actual general strike but its okay cause they'll just fuck it all up for us lmao

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so are slavs just subhuman to you or

05.03.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes i think bsky can be annoying but good lord nothing is worse than the sheer unearned confidence and verbosity the average reddit commenter is cursed with

05.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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holy shit

05.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

folks, she's smiling

05.03.2026 19:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i actually liked this a lot, haven't considered my peaks in games in a long time and was surprised what took the cake for me

05.03.2026 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

might be limonene being used rather than a more complete lemon extract? talking out of my ass entirely though

05.03.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

read "organizing strikes at these companies" in the long ranged munitions sense at first and was simultaneously pleased at and concerned with the sudden escalation

05.03.2026 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i forget how much I don't despise pickups when they're reasonably sized and aesthetically restrained, this is a handsome dude of a car

05.03.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it gave me 95% eternal daughter and i have chosen to give that 0 thought for my own wellbeing

05.03.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

slime molds can incorporate information from a small sample of slime mold that had already solved a puzzle being added to a larger mass and i think that's really cool :)

05.03.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there are bigger problems in the world than the liberal(/fascist) obsession with being the most special unique individual in a given society

04.03.2026 19:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's more honest to say you hate trannies with your whole chest rather than whatever this bullshit is

01.03.2026 18:51 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd be amazed if someone could read your mind when it's clear you don't think much at all. After all, you're dumb enough to think you actually were defending something.

01.03.2026 14:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol

01.03.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok popcorn guy

28.02.2026 20:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah i have 0 patience for this shit today. logging off so I don't spend 8 hours telling people how much lead to ingest

28.02.2026 16:10 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

idk he's spitting about a free press leading to the current state of media

27.02.2026 16:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a four or five panel comic with a dog named bitch and a rabbit named susie

they sit at a bar, clearly drunk.

bitch says “what the fuck am i doing with my life”

theyre in a club, bitch has just thrown up, she continues “sometimes i like get really sweaty and like feel like a stagnant dread over my total lack of ambition lol”

they sit together on the couch listening to music, trash beside them. bitch continues “and i look at you”

they stumble home, bitch continues “and all of your time im wasting”

a free floating text box continues her thought “susie… dont you want something more?”

a four or five panel comic with a dog named bitch and a rabbit named susie they sit at a bar, clearly drunk. bitch says “what the fuck am i doing with my life” theyre in a club, bitch has just thrown up, she continues “sometimes i like get really sweaty and like feel like a stagnant dread over my total lack of ambition lol” they sit together on the couch listening to music, trash beside them. bitch continues “and i look at you” they stumble home, bitch continues “and all of your time im wasting” a free floating text box continues her thought “susie… dont you want something more?”

1/2

25.02.2026 22:15 👍 1062 🔁 168 💬 13 📌 3
the moon illuminates a colorful twilight sky and catches flecks of starlight in bitches eyes. shes smoking a cigarette out if her car window and gazing vacantly outside at nothing in particular.

susie’s huge eyes sit fixed on bitch. almost absentmindedly, she replies.

“no” 

“not really”

end.

the moon illuminates a colorful twilight sky and catches flecks of starlight in bitches eyes. shes smoking a cigarette out if her car window and gazing vacantly outside at nothing in particular. susie’s huge eyes sit fixed on bitch. almost absentmindedly, she replies. “no” “not really” end.

2/2

25.02.2026 22:15 👍 827 🔁 87 💬 10 📌 0

watched this one on a sort of date and it was truly A Time, great movie but im not sure i was ready for where it was going haha

26.02.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well, you seem good for it so he probably was right

26.02.2026 14:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you clearly have a terrible head injury, please get that checked out.

26.02.2026 14:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if there was a rabid dog everyone knew had to be put down, and someone going "we have to work with the dog, bipartisanship and unity with the rabid dog is the only way forward" would you be upset with the dog every sane person knows has to die or with the person who nominally knows better?

26.02.2026 14:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i grew up hating warren as a prime example of the type of cambridge liberal designed in a lab to piss off boston townies and yet i still get so annoyed by her shtick after all these years. she truly is the worst aspects of lisa simpson turned into a person

25.02.2026 05:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it would be apt i think depending on the day

25.02.2026 04:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm glancing apprehensively at this post

25.02.2026 04:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0