Judd

War is the worst of human endeavors, but the reason militaries do not fight by pure thuggery, as the United States now does, is that it ultimately puts us more at risk and defiles us as a country. What are we even fighting for if we are nothing but the biggest bully on the block?

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

I don’t think you can do worse than Gilbert Gottfried.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

TRAFALGAR GROUP POLL: Should the handsomest president protect America from illegal-alien photons and deliver all true Americans sky-based awning systems that make things shady and nice, only?

Voter ID Heroes:
NO - 2%
YES - 373%

Did something happen in werewolf news

Make it orange

all of those panels are made of adamantium

were these the good guys. they seem like good guys

Please no tho

Dissolve DHS

Please feed my boy

You guys my lawyer is Jewish

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

This is pretty funny but there will soon be (have already been?) not funny and outright tragic versions of this shit

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

Jeff Fecke

Reminiscent of the Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall, except the reporter had already asked the question.

Am I getting this right? A sellout corporate manager unironically quoting the borg: the dehumanized, hive-mind villains from Star Trek, the most culturally significant science fiction franchise in the US. And they did it in support of AI slop?

Congrats amy

What’s the right amount of moons

What have you done

Oy I fucking can’t

did you fuckin say Fred *christ* trump

*laughs in "years of Benghazi hearings"*

Welcome! I hope you like your dark roast extra dark and extensively boiled, bitter, and yet still somehow weak watered down. Yes we have cream here is some 1% milk.

Either way they’re going to soon realize how much we despise coffee as a country

I Was Banned From CPAC, but the Extremists Weren’t From the lobby, I watched neo-Nazis and other far-right figures waltz unimpeded into the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Since The Atlantic continues to run a podcast that whitewashes Freedom Corner, here is an article I wrote that includes some of my earlier experiences w corner regular Bryan Betancur. Bryan is a neo-Nazi, self-admitted rapist, and serial stalker of women.

dude Cadbury creme egg

lol booo