Volf

I can dodge but their positioning to get healed without leaving me surrounded is making me want to eat my hat.

OW players have got to be the worst at defending their support.

The first legal action Nintendo has taken that I support. Get ‘em kings. 🫡

Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green

Pokemon Winds and Waves

I hate post 2008 McDonald’s but someone got me a shamrock shake and whatever chemical green they got going on in there is a damn good chemical green.

Every tax dollar used on a bomb is a dollar that could be used on health care, food, and education.

Make sure to check your google location and targeted ad settings. They keep turning them back on and I’m sure it’s nefarious.

So far in my limited play time I’ve seen up to gen 3

Millenials are cringe, sure, but have you also considered you don’t know what Hope looks like?

I don’t respond to:

Fed post
Bot post
People who are clearly dehydrated post

I’m reading this Onix’s dialogue like he’s Shoresy.

I don’t wanna talk about it too highly because I’m nervous but I am having a lot of very relaxed fun with Pokopia.

He is allergic to thinking and has a short temper. It’s basically a lateral move.

True, but what I’m saying is don’t be fooled that any of them are getting better or having a change of heart.

This may feel good but it’s not for a good reason. It’s happening because she didn’t lie well enough. It’s not because of the cruelty or incompetence, it’s because she didn’t put on a good show.

Part of me wants to be interested in MTG but it looks like algebra.

I too will be insufferable if it means this game gets what it deserves.

I had to get one of those paperlike screen protectors because drawing on glass felt too weird.

It’s weird being a barista because people just pretend you don’t exist until they need a coffee while they talk about intimate details 3 feet away from you.

Fellas, who wants to start painting recognizable landmarks and get that bag? I’ll bring the brushes.

I’m a sucker for muppets so I like anytime Some More News does a Warmbo segment. All hail the fell worm.

They don’t care about babies after they’re born
They don’t care about veterans after the war
They don’t believe in anything but more

Also, whenever someone says this, I don’t want it to be political either. I was born to care about colors and monsters. I am forced to play this dumb game because some ancient crust chud decided to rank people by how much green paper they collect and how similar they look.

I refuse to use it in any capacity and I’ve had a couple terrifying moments where I feel like the most sentient human in the room and I can’t really explain it but it’s a vibe.

Goated mindset. 🔥

#wipwednesday redoing my surfing Pikachu from awhile back to see if I’ve gotten any better. What are y’all working on?

Being sick this time around has taught me one thing: even on my death bed I will make a dad joke.

You can’t say “stop doing X” on the internet and not expect someone to keep doing X. They might even do X even harder.

“Not just job”