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God did genocide all those people one time, so I guess???

Ok, so according to you, the only demand was to stop genocide, not any sort of 100% purity.
Also, you know you don't have to turn into a nazi when the politician you stan gets criticized, right?

Show me one "idiot liberal" who wanted Harris to be pure.

We did that with Biden and no one fixed shit, we got more money for death squads and genocide

A what now

Ok. But you're wrong. Like, you can say whatever but we have evidence that she didn't fucking win and you seemingly just want Dems to eat shit again by not promising anything

Ok, how'd she persuade us? Was it by telling us we'll have more wars or when she didn't even stand up for trans people?

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

TOM HANKS A hologram FOR THE KING

I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”

Fucking loser

i don’t think the goal of fiction is to fix as many people as possible

Full offense but this is why the epstein files are so triggering to victims.

"Release the files" is just words to yall.

5 seconds later you'll turn around and say a woman who has chosen to play defense for her husband in them for years was "right about everything"

And not even out of love.

Since when do qualifications matter

Ah sorry the slaves were just a +1 in her family apparently, so it's all good

Mitigating the damage by voting for the person who might cause my death, very cool.
Also, we are standing for each other. I help my friends, give money when I'm able to, and support them. Standing for each other doesn't mean voting for warmongers

Who gives a fuck about democracy when both candidates promise more death?
I wonder why people didn't bother to vote for "fewer of you will die, life will still be miserable" lady

She also totally didn't have slaves

So right they both lost to a demented pedophile

James Sunderland from Return to Silent Hill with a big fake beard that doesn't even seem to adhere to his face all the way

Eric Wareheim with a deliberately dogshit fake beard

watched the new Silent Hill movie and I love that the fake beard quality is close to that of a Tim & Eric sketch

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

allow me to introduce you to my Helping The Hotties character

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

Quite literally everyone did, including those who voted for Trump. It only makes her not able to beat demented rapist seem worse.

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Whoever is posting this, you know you can just quit, right?

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

however mad you think bluesky are that their website is full of furries, youre underestimating lmao

Fuck off with your slop