wulftec

3 wise men and 1 vacant gnome

daryl, who bestowed upon bab jesus a $15 visa gift card

we do this with terrible thrift store tchotchkes

for example:

I unfortunately couldn't find the screenshot of the family chat wherein my aunt questioned the presence of the gnome a few months later lol

shoehorn working on [any random project] I garage in there and you got me who was raised sans meds and subsequently contorted my unending fidgeting into industrial/mechanical engineering and the ability to fix almost anything

im not anxious ur anxious

*dawns buckle hat*

𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕦𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥

how did I miss this 🕳️👄🕳️

a rainbow colored background with the words " are you owe " ALT: a rainbow colored background with the words " are you owe "

HMMM I WONDER

hmmm I wonder what that could be indicative of

DRRRDRDRDRDRRDRDR ah so sereneDERRDRTDTDTDDTRTRTR

could be the turkey but idk its right there

I drink coffee because I'm a. used to it and b. it's a little more interesting than water c. I will eat my fingers if I don't have something to drink

tea, on the other hand, is my deliberate choice to be comfy af

coffee makes me anxious but 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳

tbh the entirety of my relationship with caffeine is summed up perfectly by this old gold

arrive @ job, buddy hops out of van and comments on aggressive jackhammer sound nearby "ah, don't you just love nature"

me: its the state bird

Salt!

attn all neurotypical folk:

is this what coffee does 2 u

(I don't think I actually know a single neurotypical individual lmfao)

that said I have absolutely, 100% been the one showing someone something to a milquetoast reaction, so I do try to indulge somebody even if it is occasionally painful

for me it's short form content or stand up....like I just. am so averse to it. I'll watch some short if. somebody sends it to me but I really don't like the implication of dopamine burnout or something, and I just don't have the patience for standup

a hut you may enjoy as a treat (only briefly)

put that thing back where it came from or so help me

also if we're stomping anywhere go smoosh Seaport, maybe it'll become interesting or get some green space

....what brand is the beer tho

I get like one random day a month where I'm just super fuckin farty and I'll get home and I'm like BAB

and he's just there like

:(

a pink bubble in a garden with britoholic tumblr written on the bottom right ALT: a pink bubble in a garden with britoholic tumblr written on the bottom right

*appears* WHERE

ok thanks google I guess u fart

my sincerest condolences to the hundreds if not thousands of horses sacrificed for every lathe & plaster wall/ceiling/other I destroy trying desperately to fish this one fucking wire WHERE IS MY SNAKE

vhs haul from a visit to the mill Sunday 👀

I've had Christmas Vacation forever, now I just need Vegas

I have a Fastenal drawer bank for parts, and *one* actual branded drawer and I should never have been given a labeler