As I mentioned to a friend or two: Officially at the stage of life where I see commercials with Matthew Lillard shilling for at-home colorectal cancer testing kits…
“Are you feeling a little WOOZY THERE?!?! Well, it could be the early onset stages of colorectal cancer.”
If that happens, that’s the saddest indictment on voters in the state you can possibly have. And I simply have to believe that’s not possible, for my own remaining sanity (shreds though it may be in).
A new Andy Barr commercial just aired, and it’s as slime-y and try-hard as the last one. He has no platform, no actual plan to help anyone. It’s just “I’m a Trump guy, let’s piss off liberals”. That’s it. That’s all he has.
Why…why is there not a way to effectively block commercials on TV, yet? Because if I have to hear these Keep America Great PAC, Andy Barr, Ed Gallrein, and/or Nate Morris ass-hats trip over themselves trying to “Out ‘Trump’” (pun intended) each other one more GD time… #kentucky #SouthernIndianaPain
“Law enforcement officers” should always be in the strongest of quotation marks possible when referring to ICE.
Doofus DeVries and the Job Squad does it again! Now, back to celebrating that Natty. #iubb
Tears. Actual tears. 16-0. National Champions. Believe that. #NeverDaunted #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship
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This coach and squad is pathetic. Seriously. #iubb
Love the new Poison The Well song. Also, the new tracks from Converge, SUNN O))), Mariachi El Bronx, Carpenter Brut, Joyce Manor, and Tigers Jaw are all bangers, too. #NewMusic #Bangers
Wow. On the flip side, the Steelers, Ravens, and Browns have a chance to do the funniest thing, now. #nfl #steelers #ravens #browns
Ballard, Steichen, and the owners should have to take classes from the 49ers organization on how to properly navigate roster construction, navigating injuries, and establishing a winning culture. #ForTheShoe
I know it’s asking a lot, but: any way Coach Cig can coach our men’s basketball team, too? Maybe HE can get something out of this 3rd rate JuCo bench roster. #iubb #DeVriesSucks
I don’t want to wake up from this dream, if that’s what this is. #NeverDaunted #iufb #CFBPlayoff #SingTheSong
Maybe if Nancy and Kamala weren’t so keen on pushing Joe Biden out of the way, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
Lame duck season incoming. Cool. Cool cool cool. #ForTheShoe
Nice, embarrassing way to close out the season, Colts. #ForTheShoe
A photo of yellow and red colored clown shoes.
This staff. This GM. This season. #ForTheShoe
Let them stand up there and be as uncomfortable as can be while this asshole spits out every incomprehensible piece of drivel that he just did.
Potential future waves. So many waves. Future waves you can only get to via DeLorean. Bigger waves. The biggest waves. Waves you can really shred on, get your surf boards ready. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Venezuela
Hey, guys, we got him in the dead of night. Did you know it was dark? Apparently it was dark. The night is dark, did you know that? Who knew that it was dark at night? #Venezuela #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
38-3 against Alabama. What does "38-3" mean? 38-3, is that bad? What does that mean? Did we break it? #NeverDaunted #iufb
I’m a lifelong fan watching at home, and I cannot begin to describe to you what this feels like.
Looking like the #1 team in the country in that first half 💪🏻🔴⚪️ #NeverDaunted #iufb
Will everyone,
You ever meet or love,
Be just a relationship based,
On a false presumption.
Despite everyone,
You ever meet or ever love.
In the end,
Will you be all alone?
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Jim Nantz and Tony Romo after the Patrick Mahomes injury news. #nfl
I hate this basketball team. #iubb
Just absolutely rolling over, now, and making a sub-par UK team look good. Terrible. #iubb
#HeisMendoza forever. #NeverDaunted
I thought this, as well 🥲
