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I’m not clumsy, I’m just sensitive to gravity. Historian | Professor | Traveler | Foodie | πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ€β€πŸ‘¨πŸ»@pistorin.bsky.social | ATX & SATx | Usually in bed by 10. Pronouns & langs: He / Γ©l / Ω‡Ωˆ / hey you christophersrose.com

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The thing is, the Spanish aren’t used to food that has no taste and crumbles like dust on contact.

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MIDTERMS GRADED!
(Well, the handwritten ones, at least)

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll have to spend it on sanitizing… everything.

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry what.

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See, that actually interests me … in theory. I’m sure if I read it I would be like β€œoh, this is dumb.”

05.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Is a phrase I used when trying to get a pack of them to move out of the way on a trail in Peru. It worked, except, of course, there was a diva.)

05.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who’s a sexy llama?

05.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I work like four blocks from there :)

05.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the β€œI can’t be racist, I have a black friend” of antisemitism.

05.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to assume that over on the Bad Place everyone thinks we’ve already won and that the rest of the world fears and respects the US.

I do hope for their sake they’re not going anywhere outside the country for spring break.

05.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is democracy on the march yet?

04.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pharmacist and grocer.

04.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be an official refusal, you see.

Better to let it ferment.

04.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s before we get into my research request at the Egyptian national archives was submitted in September 2022 and they still haven’t given me an answer. (I realize that *is* my answer but … )

04.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There aren’t enough sources. They don’t tell us about the part that is filling in the massive archival gaps with educated guesses and then we feel like we’re faking it.

04.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The language nerd in me wants to point out that womb is probably a masculine noun because of course it would be 🀣

03.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rachel, has your womb wandered into a new location again? Should I fetch the leeches?

03.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, someone must have been a very good boy!

03.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. It was entirely academics who weren’t doing intelligence work. The neocons said so.

02.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
While you'd never know it if you listened to the campus left in recent years, the Islamic Republic of Iran has been the biggest imperialist power in the region since 1979, cultivating proxies to control four Arab states β€” Syria, Lebanon, Iraq and Yemen - and undermining liberal reformers in all four by promoting sectarian divisions.

While you'd never know it if you listened to the campus left in recent years, the Islamic Republic of Iran has been the biggest imperialist power in the region since 1979, cultivating proxies to control four Arab states β€” Syria, Lebanon, Iraq and Yemen - and undermining liberal reformers in all four by promoting sectarian divisions.

Why did I read Tom Friedman?

Is the β€œcampus left” in the room with us right now? Would you even know if they’ve said otherwise?

Didn’t the neocons try this with 9/11?

02.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is. But I feel particularly embarrassed by my people.

01.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ability of shirtless white gay influencers to make worldwide crises about themselves has ceased to amaze me as a phenomenon.

Point at the bombs, not your abs, dude.

01.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wont miss Khamenei and I hope like hell this misguided adventure won’t put someone worse in power.

01.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was grading. How in the world …

28.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Endnotes are evil and should be banned.

28.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PDF.

28.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was leaning more toward giving up loving my fascist neighbor.

28.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gee, I wonder if there’s a connection between Trump deciding to *personally* control all of Venezuela’s oil right before launching a war in Iran that could very well wind up with a blockage of the Persian gulf.

28.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve decided to stop exhausting myself by reposting things. No offense.

28.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zero repercussions from a spineless congress.

28.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0