Popping in quick for my @minakimes.bsky.social rules post
Popping in quick for my @minakimes.bsky.social rules post
Iβm trying to find them a match, ya see. Was this one that should have stayed between me n the wife?!
I have so many single socks. I think Iβm gonna just put them all on match.com π€π€π€
SHIT
Portland, Iβm coming home for two nights in June to run four shows of brand new material right out of the notebook. Tiny venue, big guests, cheap tickets, this is gonna sell out, so get on it!
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Iβm in my living room watching Best of the Best, eating wings, cats chillin, daughter sleeping and Iβm just happy β€οΈ
Done thank you!!!
Where should I go do stand up this year?!
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Iβm watching KIDS π€π€π€
I SEE YOU, TUBI. Got some sneaky bangers.
It doesnβt get better πͺ¦
I sold 4 pairs of shoes so I could buy a new lawn mower. I think the University of South Dakota should give me an honorary economics degree.
My wife left town today for the week and 35 minutes in I shaved my face for the first time in about 5 years. Itβs gonna get weird by Friday.
NEW AFE! We are joined by @jessedavidfox.bsky.social to draft our dream SNL cast!
bit.ly/afesnlcast
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Thatβs so rad!! Broccoli is great
I was just so unfunny at my doctors appointment that when I was leaving, for NO reason at all, I mentioned I was on TV one time
Going to N.A.S.A. tomorrow and I asked my wife βIs this the Houston we have a problem NASA?!β
It is.
NEW AFE ALERT!!
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@iankarmel.bsky.social @katienolan.bsky.social
I have a daughter and still the only thing that TRULY makes me feel grown is having free space on my computer
Yβall say data or data?
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Now that Iβm over here itβs time for the first random one of these. @minakimes.bsky.social is awesome π
An ex asked me how long it would take me to forgive her if she cheated on me. I said 6 months and she got super happy because it had been a year π€
NEW AFE ALERT! Sean is the best β€οΈ
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NEW AFE ALERT!
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