Will

I think it’s a website also

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

a man in a green armor stands in a video game Alt: Wide master chief

Halo gaming 😎

The fact this was even put forth and considered is concerning, to say the least

It’s a lot more than web search but web search is definitely a part of it

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book

vacation plans ruined

The worst 🙃

LeBron James in a suit and glasses, sitting down

white monster:

Indoctrination.

a small curly-haired brown pup balances on one back leg with their other one extending behind them in a lovely little arabesque pose. their front paws reach around in a little circle in front of their body, and they’re smiling with their eyes and their little pink tongue. this is a dance move we’re not even sure we could confidently pull off, but they’re crushing it. in the background, a white fluffy dog lays on their side in a light beige dog bed while wearing a flower-shaped inflatable cone around their neck. they’re looking at their energetic friend with a hint of disdain.

This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10

And how long will it take for them to do that? Three months? Six months? A year? Even longer?

How long will the American people be forced to endure the tariffs?

Nothing “hostile” or “political” about it.

Just the consequences of your actions.

Still no Hall effect sticks?? 🤦‍♂️

Americorps is one of the best ideas we've ever had to increase civic engagement and train a new generation.

Are you tired of winning yet??? 😅

Reap what you sow.

A Minecraft pig named Freak with a lead attached and a prompt to unleash

a man wearing a headset with the words " this is where the fun begins " on the bottom Alt: This is where the fun begins!

April 25th because it’s the 20th anniversary rerelease of Revenge of the Sith 😃

Cool app but I agree with others that the iPhone exclusivity has kept me from using it. Hopefully a Mac app will come at some point.

(I’m aware iPhone mirroring can be used to type with my Mac keyboard but I’d love a native app)

Also that the colors are ever so slightly different between lock screen and home screen (though there are workarounds for this, it is annoying when using custom wallpapers)

far left or far right? I’m far-ting

“Pro-life”

got my vote

"I thought our site supervisor was joking until he told us," he recalled. Congress had already appropriated money for the program, so he thought they were safe from the Trump Administration's sweeping cost-cutting. "We asked him, 'Should we finish cleaning up?' He's like, 'No, get your stuff. We got to go now. And then he called the homeowner over and started telling her, apologizing to her that we wouldn't be able to finish the work." cpr.org

So volunteers are being sent home but will continue to get paid because the funds were already allocated.

That doesn’t sound very “efficient” to me.
#AmeriCorps

SpongeBob mocking

“bEcAuSe tHaT’s sOcIaLiSm”

Because why help people?