your call is important to us

oh FFS I'm stealing that

mimes can't use "hey siri" and i think that's even sadder than the vampire thing

gonna go on record as saying i don’t like it that the sentient m&ms are eating the non sentient m&ms

If it helps anyone, the answers to the eye test are Better, Better, Worse, Same, Same, Better, Same in that order.

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

I can hook you up with some Giardia if it would make you feel better? (likely it won't LOL)

Oil of olé

If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

saw a space station pass through the sky last night which was cool but what was not cool was that I saw a guy looking out of one of the windows and he mouthed “nerd” at me

Monty Python would like a word lol

That sounds bad. But 60 times 7,000 is not 42,000. It is 420,000. This is what Joe Schwarz noticed. The estimated exposure is not even a tenth of the reference dose. That does not sound as bad. "I think it does change the flavour of the whole thing somewhat when you're off by a factor of ten in comparing something to the reference value," he said. Lead author Megan Liu, science and policy manager at Toxic-Free Future, described the mistake as a "typo" and said her co-authors have submitted a correction to the journal. The error remains in the online version but Liu said she anticipates it will be updated soon. "However, it is important to note that this does not impact our results, " Liu told National Post. "The levels of flame retardants that we found in black plastic household items are still of high concern, and our recommendations remain the same."

PSA: The black plastic utensils story is a classic example of something that happens often: unsupportable scientific results communicated in popular media. This case was author error but recent headlines about processed food & colon cancer are from data that didn’t look at processed food consumption

employer: your resume says you were once the principal dancer in the Spandau Ballet?

me: this much is true

LOL #bluesky roasted!

Hi Stu

despite their name, homies don’t have to come to your house to hang out, you can take them other places

The two genres of starter packs are “piss goblin pals” and “data statistics and economists from the school of London”

WARNING: The Fifth Element, despite its name, is not a documentary about boron.

Announcing hockey playing arena music because why not

Hi there!

two men are standing in front of a large map that says great white north Alt: two men are standing in front of a large map that says great white north

Greetings from rural Canada eh #medsky

sounds like fun!

Teamwork! #ruralmedicinerocks

can I get some frites lol

I'm a Canadian rural family doc and hospital chief of staff / hospice medical director. Playing some bass guitar and announcing at the hockey rink in my off time!

YAS

if you know me, you know #ruralmedicinerocks

genuinely lol'd

cats have gotten much smaller since then