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Cap'n ACAB

@fauxhammer

Big ol' commie. Destroy ICE. Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker. He\Him. Dallas, Texas

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It's just like... fine. Which is kinda worse than being outright bad.

06.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well... where do we go now @parismarx.com ?

05.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A perfect joke. A fucking diamond.

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt stands in front of a fireplace and says she has a bluff bow and lovely lines Alt: Captain Jack Aubrey in a white blouse in the damaged cabin if The Surprise saying "She has a bluff bow and lovely lines. Weatherly, stiff, and fast."
05.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't think anything of value would be lost if he was taken behind a truck stop Waffle House and [REDACTED].

05.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The alt text is the opening line of the greatest American novel never written.

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Emilie Blichfeldt's The Master and Margarita.

David Lynch's Middlemarch

Boots Riley's Blood in my Eye

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show Alt: Mariah Carrey saying, "I don't know her."
05.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always wanted to go during Nowruz. The food looks so damn good.

04.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rust Khole hitting a cigarette as hard as possible meme.

Rust Khole hitting a cigarette as hard as possible meme.

Me: I am done with electoral politics, fuck 'em.

Me, on Texas primary night:

04.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. Lmao.

04.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...the dichotomy arises from the central contradiction that Brandy is in a perpetual superposition state of good wife/fine girl that can never be resolved without the negation of what she loved most: a man who calls no harbor home.

04.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We'll have to reunite the Coens and bring in Armando Iannucci to properly capture the pure dipshitted clust-fuckery of this enterprise.

03.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a fucking chance.

Also why do you bother posting here? No one here would even wipe their ass with The Atlantic.

03.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are those grown men carrying around a neglected, old marionette?

03.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Return of Magik, by Rwake from the album The Return Of Magik

Y'all know about this shit? And how much ass it rips?

03.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡with Dril-y, Mobute, and the boys🎢

03.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get your shongles shit then come on down to Shingle Diggins for some shit on a shingle.

03.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest image ever produced.

The apex of human achievement.

02.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Blowsplosion"

"Omniblow"

Lotta places to take this.

02.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, gonna block him and forget him.

02.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the thing I shat on seems harmless (for now), so I have retracted my hate.

02.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just assuming something "Bain Crypto" wants to succeed sucks, on principle.

02.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
@isaaccorbrey.com has added you to the "Annoying people who whine in Bsky update threads" moderation list

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zviscnpwyvj6y32agi5davn5/lists/3mfks5r3u7k2n

@isaaccorbrey.com has added you to the "Annoying people who whine in Bsky update threads" moderation list https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zviscnpwyvj6y32agi5davn5/lists/3mfks5r3u7k2n

Lol. To be fair, I wasn't whining, just being a mean tech-pessimist @isaaccorbrey.com

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll only bother you if there is a honse or turd emergency.

02.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%

02.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Godspeed, brother.

02.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hearted this in a "fuck sake that sucks man" sense.

02.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Riding on a train car with strangers is cool and good. Why is this so hard to understand?

01.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She Steer on my pike until I Prunesqualler.

01.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0