Martin Phillp

Perry accused of ‘shameless lying’ as he abandons LTN appeal CROYDON IN CRISIS: After spending two years in a High Court battle to defend his decision to make six Low Traffic Neighbourhoods permanent, today Croydon’s Mayor tried to claim credit for the…

Perry accused of 'shameless lying' as he abandons LTN appeal insidecroydon.com/2026/03/08/p...

I don't think this is actually that hard to explain and I've circled the explanation

Council failed to include High Court LTN case on risk register CROYDON IN CRISIS: Council bosses were either over-confident that they would win the Low Traffic Neighbourhoods case at the High Court, or ‘completely, crassly incompetent’. EXCLUSIVE b…

Croydon Council failed to include High Court LTN case on risk register insidecroydon.com/2026/03/05/c...

How many Tesco Express shops did I go to to pick up her strawberry trifles today?

Donald's getting his man-baby knickers in a bunch over Spain now.
QUIET, PIGGY! No means no, STOP GROPING SPAIN.

Image of Daisy Cooper speaking in Parliament. Above her head is the following quote: The Chancellor today has wasted a chance to turn things around.

Our country is paying the price for two anti-growth Labour budgets and the Chancellor today has wasted a chance to turn things around.

The Government must act now to tackle costs, get Britain growing again and protect our country.

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

#snl @plexnetflix.bsky.social

BREAKING: Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps vows ‘severe’ and ‘decisive’ punishment against the United States and Israel over the death of Ali Khamenei.

The Andrew formally known as Prince 😁 love these 2

Ukraine marks the fourth anniversary of Russia's full-scale invasion, with a show of solidarity from its staunchest allies and no immediate end in sight to Europe's bloodiest conflict since World War II

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Pausing puberty blockers trial seems political, not scien... The trial was launched after 2024 Cass review which found that further research into the effects of the drugs on teens was needed

Pausing puberty blockers trial seems political, not scientific, says Cass

“By raising the age limit to 14, it would cut out children who might benefit, which “will make the results invalid”…It would make the design really, really flawed and you should not be subjecting children to a flawed study”

There were more viewers of the curling last night than Britain’s Got Talent.

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA. HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH "SECRETARY BRAINWORM" WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS! I AM ALSO BANNING WORKING OUT IN JEANS, VERY STRANGE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GOVERNOR GCN

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA.

A reminder I'm 47 this year as 90s Martin can confirm.

America won't let foreigners come into the US if they dare to criticise Donald Trump on social media, but absolutely fine to allow a British fascist who committed a crime in the US to return because he hasn't slagged off Trump.

Have been suspended pending investigation at work, for allegedly having sex in the office. I didn't have sex with anyone on account of the fact I'm a fat, anti-social thirty-something. I am trying to take solace in the fact they think I could pull someone, at least.

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ITV News Channel TV: Hidden Talents - Jersey's Minister of Magic - 3.2.2026 YouTube video by MP's Newswatch

I haven't posted a clip from the news in recent months, but here's a fun story about a priest in Jersey who mixes the gospel with magic tricks. youtu.be/WjQqpo9QiAw

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

General Woundwort

Howling at that photo of Andrew after he got arrested looking the absolute spit of General Woundwort from Watership Down.

#autism

STV could face further strikes as unions to ballot over pay freeze The row over a planned pay freeze comes amid a separate dispute over changes to news programmes which led to a journalists' strike in January.

🟦 CLEAN FEED | STV pay freeze: the National Union of Journalists (NUJ) and broadcasting union Bectu are to ballot their members on whether to strike.

>> Via BBC News: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Groceries up. Rent up. Insurance up. Profits up.

Trump’s answer? More tax cuts for billionaires and chaos for everyone else.

This isn’t inflation—it’s sabotage.

#TrumpAffordabilityChaos

Restore Britain have their first ever councillor, Maria Bowtell, ex-Tory & ex-Reform a longstanding Lowe associate (& an employee of Restore). She told me she "fully supports" Conor Tomlinson's proposal to ban all ethnic minorities from parliament & propose a Restore Britain policy paper on it

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BREAKING: The Headquarters for the Republican Party of Eau Claire County Wisconsin was vandalized.

Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at Walmart Dmytro Kulyk is facing deportation as refugees become the Trump administration’s latest target.

“I am too scared to drive my 5-year-old daughter to school in my husband’s car. I’m terrified ICE will detain me and our daughter will end up alone,” she said. “This is just as scary as the war in Ukraine, except now we don’t have Dmytro with us..."

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