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I love being a little older and knowing who I am. My cat wandered across the camera during an interview and instead of feeling weird I just said "and honestly, if you think this is unprofessional, we're not going to be a good match" and when I look up dude is holding up HIS cat to the camera.

22.01.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 3077 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

"i got no idea whats goin on in my life no more, i'm just in charge of the music"

21.01.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why's it called a crack in the fuselage and not an airline fracture?

21.01.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, from The Naked Lunch

21.01.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the film that has stuck with me most is probably cling

19.11.2025 05:30 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sad to say, Me & Mama strugglin wif bills & supa low sales.πŸ˜₯
My home Oxygen & my meds cost $700 billionty dollas a month, and we need help to get em.
If yoo able to help wif Turkey Sammiches, Paypal🎁, or an order we supa grateful! (Links on Profile)πŸ’“πŸΆ
REPOSTπŸ™
#dogsofbluesky #ZSHQ #petsofbluesky

18.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7
Cartoon by Dave Coverly (speedbump.com) dated 4/24/2018: 

An anxious looking dog is standing upright behind a fence in his own yard. His paws are resting on the top of the fence where a warning sign is prominently posted: 

β€œBEWARE OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG”

As a man passes by, walking along the sidewalk, the dog shouts out the following: 

β€œDon’t tell me you’re ok!”

β€œYou’re NOT ok!

β€œI can smell the hurt inside you!”

β€œDon’t walk away! Talk to me!”

Cartoon by Dave Coverly (speedbump.com) dated 4/24/2018: An anxious looking dog is standing upright behind a fence in his own yard. His paws are resting on the top of the fence where a warning sign is prominently posted: β€œBEWARE OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG” As a man passes by, walking along the sidewalk, the dog shouts out the following: β€œDon’t tell me you’re ok!” β€œYou’re NOT ok! β€œI can smell the hurt inside you!” β€œDon’t walk away! Talk to me!”

17.01.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy running sight club: welcome to sight club. the first rule of sight club is to put on your glasses

superman: what

17.01.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lots of times when I’m having a bad day I realize I wasn’t listening to music

🎡 music is therapy 🎢

15.01.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

12.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1288 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 16

Listen, my head and my heart will always crave a good concert. It's my back that's no longer cooperating.

11.01.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 2

[horse meeting]

We're getting a lot of good feedbag

11.01.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 3833 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 7
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The Arby’s near my house has had this up on their sign for like two weeks, and yes, fully agreed Arby’s.

09.01.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

And his Boo Radley stare

05.01.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@lbflyawayhome.bsky.social do you know the year?

05.01.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the sake of it
December 2025 Baden

One more colour photo because the colours we're bonkers. Lovely shades and a kiss of sunlight to make the transition into the new year slightly easier.

Leica M 10 -VoigtlΓ€nder 50mm

#streetphotography #photography #leicam #baden #switzerland

04.01.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop

03.01.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
Two panels of a man and woman talking.

Man: "my name is Heath"

Woman: "hey, nice to meet you. I'm Heather"

Man: "this isn't a competition"

Two panels of a man and woman talking. Man: "my name is Heath" Woman: "hey, nice to meet you. I'm Heather" Man: "this isn't a competition"

28.11.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Happy publication anniversary to Northanger Abbey! Celebrate by accusing your crush’s dad of murder.

20.12.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Brilliant. It always reminds me of the Fleetwood Mac guitarists. RIP Rob.

15.12.2025 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’”

15.12.2025 22:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.

08.12.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

07.12.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 2345 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 37

Be well Benji

06.12.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?

29.11.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 5190 πŸ” 337 πŸ’¬ 396 πŸ“Œ 60
Broad, somewhat oval leaves with longitudinal ribbing in the center of the frame, are surrounded by ferns and Devil's club. All are the same fresh green colour.

Broad, somewhat oval leaves with longitudinal ribbing in the center of the frame, are surrounded by ferns and Devil's club. All are the same fresh green colour.

#ColourADay #GreenSaturday A riot of green foliage in BC's Ancient Forest, the only inland temperate rainforest in the world. bcparks.ca/ancient-fore...

29.11.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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28.11.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s β€˜The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s β€˜The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s β€˜The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

24.11.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 5852 πŸ” 1367 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 76
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a woman is wearing a white apron and a brown vest . ALT: a woman is wearing a white apron and a brown vest .

I once got hit with a rhythm stick...

Unfortunately, I could not claim compensation

...as I didn't have Personal Ian Dury Insurance

I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out

...please don't block me πŸ˜‚

23.11.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That ominous finger

23.11.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0