Michael Saulters

OK, but THE PIRATE MOVIE??? I thought these were supposed to be bad.

alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork

The Girl Next Door was an early Fantastic Fest title. It reminded me so much of my mom and things she went through as a child. Humans are the real horror so much more than anything supernatural.

Take it out of ICE

The first question they ALWAYS ask when aid to the poor is requested: "But where will it come from?" So for this, ask "But where the fuck will it come from???"

"I'm too smart to be reading. I need to be fucking a bunch of ho's" Well, he's doing his part to propagate the human species in the only way he knows how. Fucking brilliant. 🤮🤮🤮

Wow man, I never even thought anyone would write reviews of crossword puzzles, much less that it would be you. This is fascinating.

Objection: What Happened in Dallas County Was Not a Glitch What happened in Dallas County tonight should scare the hell out of you.

What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seen—and it happened in a *primary*.

In March. Imagine November.

I broke it down here:

open.substack.com/pub/objectio...

I didn't vote in the Democratic primary so I believe I am eligible to vote against Paxton in the runoff. God bless Texas.

What's the link to that feed again? 😀

Meet Lariocidin: A Game-Changing Antibiotic That Outsmarts Resistance The study reveals lariocidin, a potent ribosome-targeting antibiotic, with unique mechanisms that could combat drug-resistant bacterial infections effectively.

First discovered last year, a lasso-shaped peptide called lariocidin kills bacteria in a way that’s never been seen before - and because its germ-killing mechanism is new, something bacteria haven’t had time to adapt to, it’s awesome in the fight against drug-resistant microbes. AZO

Starring Leslie Nielsen!

If it got him half a point in the polls he would, but there no way in hell Melania will let this happen.

As you point out, conservative Texans are pro big trucks and against compact car parking. I admit I also fall in the compact parking sucks camp.

We just found the intersection of your & MAGAs venn diagrams.

“Wake up, Jeff.”Bob Dylan suddenly announced he would pull his entire music catalog and official merchandise rights from Amazon The statement quickly escalated into an ultimatum that stunned both Bezos and the public. x.gd/AvHCd

Go buy a Hot Wheels. You don't want to buy a car under Drumpf's tariffs.

Don't they usually animate to an actor's performance?

Goodbye Blue Sky YouTube video by Pink Floyd - Topic

youtu.be/OArru5OkVKE?...

Flatulence is bliss, only smellier.

The potential for manipulation is extreme. Extreme.

“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24

“I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24

The US has become such a wild wild west I'm just over here waiting for Stephen Miller on top of a giant robot spider.

PSA, so you will know and your children will someday know, when you leave a portajohm, always make sure the seat is down. They're designed to suck the nasty smells up and out the pipe and this doesn't work when the lid is up.

Best case scenario: Dems sweep House + Senate. Elect Obama Speaker (doesn't have to be a member) impeach the fuck out of Trump & Vance. Obama assumes Presidency once again getting the brass ring Trump wants but can't have.

OK but one of them has to work at Con-Agra

Get a chiropractic adjustment. It's very possible the pain you're feeling is from pressure on a nerve.

Wingardium Curiosa.