(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)
BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?
BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?
(Beartato thinks.)
BEARTATO: I don't know.
REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?
EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!
(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!
(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
06.03.2026 19:03
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I see
06.03.2026 19:50
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I need you all to understand that I went to my local Dunkin to get coffee and the middle-aged white woman working the counter who knows me cuz I'm a regular went "wait, is that uh... shit, is that uh, sukihime (said incorrectly)" and my brain froze for a full second before I said yes
06.03.2026 20:35
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I read a lot of @pattheflip.bsky.social 's work when I was first learning fighting games and was blown away by his writing style and how easy it was to apply his writing to life. Reading Pat's work now is all that and more: a grounding force with realistic takes that I learn from in every article.
06.03.2026 17:19
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depending on where you got your vaccines, your provider should have it documented in their online records (walgreens, cvs, whatever), so just pull that.
06.03.2026 17:58
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high praise, thank you so much for reading and sharing!
06.03.2026 17:23
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just wait until the Why Ranked Sucks post drops
06.03.2026 17:09
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REG SO WE CAN GET PIZZA PLS
06.03.2026 16:06
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One of the fun parts of writing this essay was getting to describe the fighting game genre as a developer instead of a player, and explain how stuff like camera expectations and single-screen multiplayer do a lot to constrain the design space to keep the focus on combat above all else.
05.03.2026 17:11
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True to some extent (skill crossover varies across games and there's still an early point where the novelty of the new game outweighs the frustration) but the people who have stuck around long enough to learn multiple fighting games are very rare.
06.03.2026 15:42
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hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear?
amadeus46art: killed his wife
hyu_man: Oh
just__avery: lol
abridge2: multiple times
hyu_man: No innocent gear?
amadeus46art: that's his daughter
hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now
gonna use this screenshot in my "guilty gear lore" panel at acen
06.03.2026 02:04
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Lmao oh man that reminds me i learned this a while back
06.03.2026 03:55
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Yeah! We actually tried some screen specific info for Rising Thunder (loadouts, cooldown timers, Crow's invisibility) but it didn't really feel worth the cost.
05.03.2026 20:51
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02.03.2026 19:21
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This is a good excuse to post my bit on Ranked from my latest book, From Masher to Master 2:
You can go get it here: patrickmiller.itch.io/from-masher-...
04.03.2026 23:20
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Gamer Motivation Profile
You might be interested in reading up on some of the game motivation work apps.quanticfoundry.com/surveys/star... it's good for getting a clearer idea of the different reasons why people play games, and how different games can fit themselves into different use cases.
05.03.2026 17:35
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yeah, it was part of an gift bag for an early SF4 promo event by Capcom. included those red Ryu headbands and a Shadaloo t-shirt.
05.03.2026 17:19
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One of the fun parts of writing this essay was getting to describe the fighting game genre as a developer instead of a player, and explain how stuff like camera expectations and single-screen multiplayer do a lot to constrain the design space to keep the focus on combat above all else.
05.03.2026 17:11
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Yeah I read it in a Jr year English class
05.03.2026 16:32
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I don't think Fight Club was mandatory watching for the younguns so if you didn't catch the reference, it's this:
05.03.2026 00:24
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we've only received a few entrants, so this is a reminder that my bsky DMs are open + the server link is in a reply on the original post, you can DM me on discord there
in addition, I've decided to match ANY donation shown to me until the tournament!! please donate if you can, every dollar helps!!
05.03.2026 14:45
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If you live in Maryland, you have power right now that THE REST OF US DO NOT. Please call your representatives. Bring Lud home.
05.03.2026 16:11
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Spoke to Donald Norcrossβs office which offered more clarity than my senators. Was basically told that focus needs to be on Maryland reps and Ludβs reps specifically, because reps outside of the jurisdiction really canβt do anything on this case. #FREELUD
05.03.2026 16:11
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17 years.
05.03.2026 08:36
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sunny wasn't photoshopped! he was actually there behind me
05.03.2026 07:09
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numbers for these games are usually not public but old ones i've seen in the past showed that ranked players were a minority, but were the most engaged until they burned out and churned or switched to lower-intensity modes. with FGs i'd expect most players to churn if they're done with ranked.
05.03.2026 04:59
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team games aren't a great comparison bc they serve a wider range of motivations than FGs do and "hang out and play a game with your friends" is one that QM serves well. it's also good for "get good w/o costing your team ranking points." so ranked players will still use QM as a supplement.
05.03.2026 04:57
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That's sunny but yeah
05.03.2026 00:39
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