@merkinabout.bsky.social hi, are you still on Twitter or did shit happen today?

I only did share accomm once, I was invited to join stone fire pizza and paella 🥘 night. I only came out of my room to be polite so I made small talk and left, then I was asked for $50. Didn’t join in anymore and got blacklisted 😂

I second this motion ✋

David Attenborough voice; and this is where we found MsAnneThropes fossil

Cheers cheapskates 🍻

#wheelwatch

I’m still a bogan at heart

Blind test? I probably couldn’t tell the difference 👍

Cheers 🍻 weight watchers

I say root

Cheers Tuesday lovers #tuesdaysoslow

#carportroof

The bots are invading this place too

He got flame throwerd 🔥

Found this mofo in the car

Cheers Monday haters 🍻

#pubroof

I think my dad just paraphrased the same thing to “hang around with smart people, you’ll learn shit”

I *might be a little stoned but this is pretty funny 🤣

I’m seen

Yeah that always makes me snigger lol

🤤

Just a throw together with whatever I had, creamy chicken pasta with carrots and zucchini

Stupid fitness app, doesn’t it know it’s Sunday night. I’m drinking wine and eating pasta. I ain’t burning no calories I’m adding to tomorrows, idiot app 🤷🏻

I scanned and scrolled past this then I laughed a minute later so I’m reposting