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@leapsnobounds

Old, cynical oxymoronic Ivy League hick lost in a Trumpian desert, longing for an ethical conservative. Re DMs: I respond to them only if you need $10,000 wired to a foreign bank acct - preferably Nigerian - so I can then get $10,000,000 back.

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I'm sure Hegseth is going to be parachuted into Tehran. There, his pushups will certainly cow the regime into unconditional surrender.

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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At Walmart today. Looks like they are following Trump's example. (The best economy ever. Drug prices down 1500%)

25.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are we still looking back at the 1975 World Series 50 years later? Because it’s who we are, and other thoughts. - The Boston Globe It’s also why those of us who write sports for the greatest fans in America still do what we do.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/17/s...

17.10.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are These Fish Sending a Message With Their Mysterious Spots? Redfish with perfect numbers, letters and symbols on their tails are all the rage on the water.

www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...

23.09.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tom Lehrer, song satirist and Harvard mathematician, has died - The Boston Globe Tom Lehrer gained a popular following in the 1950s and ’60s lampooning marriage, politics, racism ,and the Cold War, and then largely abandoned his music career to return to teaching math at Harvard a...

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/07/27/n...

28.07.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk's antagonistic behavior towards Trump is surely being caused by the the chip inserted when he got his COVID vaccine, which allows Fauci to control his body and mind. His only hope for remission is a gallon of oral Clorox and high potency ivermectin suppositories.

06.06.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't afford dogs?

04.06.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean Love Canal was not about a vagina?

01.06.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No use of Signal?

01.06.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She is obviously a terrorist. Also, it says on the dark web that she participated in a massacre of White farmers on her last vacation in South Africa.

23.05.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Attacks on Harvard, Chinese See Yet Another Reason to Write Off the U.S.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/w...

23.05.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Harvard Derangement Syndrome

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...

23.05.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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20.05.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.05.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is not Photoshopped. Trump put it on with his Sharpie.

01.05.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
26.04.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
24.04.2025 21:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real war fighters let the enemy know they are coming?? I don't think even Conan or Rambo did that.

21.04.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%!

20.04.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Texas state flower.

12.04.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man Who Bankrupts Casinos Really Showing the World a Thing or Two About How To Do Business β€” The Shovel In what has been described as β€œa massive fucking surprise”, a man who has run six companies into bankruptcy and wasn’t even able to make money out of A CASINO, has absolutely no idea what he is doing ...

theshovel.com.au/2025/04/04/m...

04.04.2025 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/e580u...

03.04.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Fyodor Dostoevsky’s Struggle With Faith The Russian novelist accepted the idea that belief includes doubt and embraces wonder.

www.wsj.com/opinion/fyod...

27.03.2025 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Faith How much judicial deference is owed to an untrustworthy president?

thedispatch.com/newsletter/b...

24.03.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Trump Won’t Win a War Against the Courts (Gift Article) The judiciary will never surrender to the president its constitutional role to interpret the Constitution.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/o...

23.03.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What the Press Got Wrong About Hitler Journalists accurately reported that the fΓΌhrer was a β€œLittle Man” whom the whole world was laughing at. It didn’t matter.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

22.03.2025 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Trump’s manufacturing dream is a mirage The most advanced economies in the world are dominated by services. Manufacturing is not the road to prosperity.

wapo.st/4hr4VVy

21.03.2025 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obama's Kenyan birthcertificate was signed with an autopen, so it was not valid. 😜

17.03.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Trump Doesn’t Faze Xi Jinping China strengthens its ties with Russia and Iran while Western alliances are fraying.

www.wsj.com/opinion/trum...

Trump, the Hollywood strong man wannabe.

17.03.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0