Me holding a lime with a sticker that says “lime #4048 product of mexico”
this is the 4,048th lime ever made 🙏
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Me holding a lime with a sticker that says “lime #4048 product of mexico”
this is the 4,048th lime ever made 🙏
the new deck I just finished building took out the whole table at once tonight, I’m so happy 😭
jesus christ has it been a full year already 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
This shit is easy
boot screen from some computer that says “decompressing linux… parsing ELF… done. Booting the kernel” whatever that means
you did WHAT to the elf??
fuckin on tulsa time
well now I HAVE to
whatever, it’s fine, I love being obsessed with things I suck at
losing absolutely endlessly in games of magic the gathering is teaching me valuable lessons in humility and patience and calmness …….and rage suppression
🎶 safelite peepee safelite poopoo 🎶
We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
I’m so glad to finally be back at work after the long holiday break 😊 I’ve really missed the microscopically thin but somehow still straight-up 80-grit sandpaper toilet paper 😌
you never know!
a ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
but somehow they do come to me 😊
much more fun if literal: strip mall
the year of the hors d'ouevre
fuckin on tulsa time
😭🚗
weep weep, weep weep, yeah!
but somehow they do come to me 😊
I don’t actually remember how to play any of our songs; they come to me through the æther as we play
these moshers better not spill my diet dr pepper
my resolution is to eat more tamales this year
god damn I love a tamale. what a great food
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
acab includes deedee megadoodoo
it’s the ACME of the insurance/medical industry lol
vecna sounds like an insurance company
lawful good -BUT- we have a twin bed directly next to our full bed just for the dogs, and that goes into the corner, kinda making the whole MegaBed setup true neutral
