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teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.

If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say:

If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

>:3c

Rhys (an anthropomorphic masculine nonbinary fancy rat belonging to @QuietHourOfTheRat), drawn against a dark magenta background. He has light gray "hood" marking patterns over white, with white star-point markings along the bridge of his nose and around his eyes; his eyes are silver, and his hair is white-dyed-purple, curling to the small of his back. He wears a deep blue virgin killer sweater, a golden wedding band on his left ring-finger, and holds a pink rose in his mouth. He kneels with his back mostly to the viewer, peering back flirtatiously over his shoulder, as if to invite the viewer to come closer.

(Upgraded!) Sketch requested by @quiethouroftherat.bsky.social during February's Supporter-sponsored stream.

Rhys [he/him] belongs to @quiethouroftherat.bsky.social
Do not steal him. Thieves don't get given flowers. 👀

Kanat (a Rheitvas - humanoid with dromaeosaurid features, belonging to Semekord), drawn against a blue background. His skin is snow-white, darkening to black along his fingers and toes, each ending in a golden claw. He has golden feathers along his head, wrists, ankles, and at the base of his tail; gold-tipped white feathers cover the main portion of his tail, his shoulders, and the center-point of his chest. A pair of horns curve from his browbone, in a gradient passing from white to black and then gold. His gold eyes peer at the viewer from behind round glasses, the lenses a bright red. He wears a loose-fitting gray tanktop over a pair of black harajuku-style pants. His expression is ambiguous, suggesting he is determining whether the viewer might be friend or foe.

(Upgraded!) Sketch requested by Semekord during February's Supporter-sponsored stream.

Kanat [he/him] and the Rheitvas species belong to Semekord.
Do not steal him. It's not a great idea to upset him. 👀

An assortment of rough-sketches in monochrome: in green is Mega Shi, an anthropomorphic yoshi-kaiju belonging to @turbotails8027; in gray is Zhenelov, an anthropomorphic silver fox belonging to @Zhenelov; in sepia is Felix, an anthropomorphic "derg" belonging to @felix-the-derg; in red is Clive, a character from Square Enix's Final Fantasy XVI; in lavender is Drift, an anthropomorphic shark belonging to Dr.Eisenhauer; in purple is Yubar, a character from LizardSmoothie's Shape of Dreams.

Rough sketches drawn during the Feb Eeldrake stream!

Mega Shi ©@turbotails8027.bsky.social
Zhenelov ©@zhenelov.bsky.social
Felix ©@felix-the-derg.bsky.social
Clive Rosfield ©Square Enix.
Drift ©Dr.Eisenhauer.
Yubar ©LizardSmoothie.
Do not steal any of them. That's not how you make friends. 👀

Oh my goodness, you pulled out a LIST AAAA 💜💜💜

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

Swiping this for Reasons™ 👀

the worlds not over
keep taking your meds
keep taking your HRT
keep scheduling surgeries
keep talking to friends
keep eating
keep sleeping
the worlds not over
you're still needed

Lot of people being real defeatist about LLM news today and acting like you lost when you can just put that energy to mocking companies and organisations that use any kind of genAI and shame the fuck out of them. They hate that and it’s easy to do. Try inventing more words for them to ban!!

A shortstack imp is resting one hand on her hips and is flexing the other arm, looking at the viewer. Ready for the competition. Beneath her is shown how to grow her. For every like she grows one inch, for every repost she grows three inches, for every 1$ donation she grows 6 inches. Beneath that is a bit of lore: Five whole feet of sturdy imp. The Cindar are a formerly enslaved people from another planet. Now they are part of a matriarchy with the women physically larger than the three foot males. Brea stands out as a powerhouse among them standing at an impressive 5 feet tall. Being a businesswoman at heart she'll make you a deal you can't refuse. She's a former gang leader but now a softer lady, still with a spark in her eyes for mischievous behaviour. And if you want to truly get on her good side then bring her to the party and she'll help make any minor occasion into a feast!

To grow Brea, be sure to fave this image or donate to Kampferwolf with the following message: From [your name] for Brea.

Ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/kampferwolf
PayPal: www.paypal.me/KampferWolf
Cashapp: www.cash.app/$KampferWolf

The top donator gets a cameo with the girl of their choosing.

A shortstack bee is waving at the viewer excitedly. Underneath her it says that every like grows her by one inch, every repost by 3 inches and every 1$ of donations grows her by 6 inches. Beneath that is some flavour text: Three whole feet of Flower Power. The Buhs are a Bee species from outer space where the happy little workers are only three feet tall as compared to their mighty 12 foot tall Queens. Amelia is part of Marri's court as a royal dancer, a role she cherishes and is really good at. Like all Buhs she is a fan of bright colours with pink being her favourite, dyeing her fuzz with the same colour. Besides dancing, she likes going shopping and holding fun conversations with interesting people.

To grow Amelia, be sure to like and repost this post or donate to Kampferwolf with the following message: From [your name] for Amelia.

Ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/kampferwolf
PayPal: www.paypal.me/KampferWolf
Cashapp: www.cash.app/$KampferWolf

The top donator gets a cameo with the girl of their choosing.

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

The (slightly irresponsible) aether-induced growth fun in the forests of Lakeland continues~ 👀

Emil (red hair) ©@famblvetr.bsky.social
Bhast (gold eyes) ©Semekord.
Seiver (green eyes) ©@tidekeeper.bsky.social
Do not steal them. They definitely wouldn't appreciate being interrupted. 👀

Looks like Rous is taking the lead~ 👀

Rous (bright feathers) [he/him] and the Rheitvas species belong to my dear friend Semekord. ♥
Thorne (green skin) [he/him] and the Maelin species belong to @tidekeeper.bsky.social
Do not steal them. They'd probably be tricky to move at the moment. 👀

Adaavantis (an anthropomorphic gray dragon with a red belly, silver accent-markings, and blue eyes, belonging to @Adaavantis), drawn here so large that he easily looms over a city. He palms his hyper-sized arousal with one hand while he flexes the other arm behind his head, and lifts one leg to poise his paw-foot over the viewer. He grins toothily at the viewer, smugly enjoying his size and power.

Commissioned by @adaavantis.bsky.social - as part of my May Pick-Your-Theme PROMO!

Adaavantis [he/him] belongs to @adaavantis.bsky.social .
Do not steal him. He's debating whether to stomp, maybe stay on his good side. 👀

I don’t want revenge. I want everyone to be free.

#sfw #macro

Sometimes you want to visit friends at work. And sometimes, it happens to be the first day of March when you go to visit.

And then this sort of thing happens. At least he didn't knock the building over this time!

Yet, at least.

Art by @tidekeeper.bsky.social!

Happy Macro March for all that celebrate.

🎨: @tidekeeper.bsky.social <3

Two shortstacks, a Bee and a red imp are squaring off against each other. Hands on their hips and chests overlapping each other, looking each other dead in the eye with a smile on their face. Above them the title "Shortstack Super Size Showdown" is given. BEside them are their names. Amelia for the Bee and Brea for the imp.

Let's kick this off!

This year I am going to do a duel! We gotta see which girl will attain the biggest height and which one will be biting the dust (in a friendly manner).

All donations will go to Kampferwolf this year.

#Sizesky

So, because apparently I am not under enough stress,

SUBSCRIBESTAR has decide to purge EVERY SINGLE USERS PAYMENT INFORMATION

That means, if youre subbed to me, or anyone else, you better go and check to redo it, because otherwise we all go poor on the start of the new month

A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

Xoddiel (an anthropomorphic orca with a scarred tail fluke, bright turquoise markings along his tail, back, and above his eyespots, and blue eyes, belonging to @Xoddiel.me), drawn in monochrome purple. His back is to the viewer, and his sleeveless hoodie is held in his hands, but whether he was about to put it on or has just removed it is unclear. He smirks over his shoulder coyly at the viewer, curling his toes to make his soles wrinkle slightly. He doesn't seem averse to an audience - or maybe some company.

Sketch requested by @xoddiel.me during February's Supporter-sponsored stream.

Xoddiel [he/him] belongs to @xoddiel.me
Do not steal him. He doesn't seem to mind letting you watch him. 👀

Tapping the sign