The best way to illustrate my special little brain is that while texting, I spelt “unfathomably” absolutely *perfectly* first try, and then the *very next word* I spelled “busy” as BIZY
Looks like it’s back up everybody! At least for me 😬
Any ETA on how much longer it’s going to take? Any sort of update? Me and my entire friend group are waiting patiently 🥺👉👈
Hope you can get it fixed soon, I’m *dying* to play Desalle 😭
Kinda crazy that a sexy professional touring rock star chick like me is still single tbh
Sick thank you!
Oh shit. What if you have a passport, will that work in lieu of a RealID?
Wait, deadline? What deadline? 🫣
I have pretty decent sized boobs and I never wear a bra, I dgaf
This past weekend I played a show in front of 300 ppl while wearing a tight white shirt, no bra lol
I was so desperate for good food that I put chili in the blender just so I could taste meat
Could god give sloppy toppy so good even he couldn’t edge from it
I’m definitely not stressed beyond comprehension and channeling that stress into picking at every tiniest little bump on face and turning each of them into a swollen bloody mess
Sameee
Just lost something small and was looking for it for like 10 minutes. I found it between my tits. Achievement unlocked
Man Patton, I’ve been a fan of yours but I gotta say as a transgender person, after having the onslaught of legal attacks thrown at us today, it kinda sucks to see you making jokes that imply violence towards us, even if you didn’t mean it that way
Alrighr, I’ve deleted Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Bluesky is all I have now. Hi everyone 😅
Omg congratsss!! And hang in there girlie. Not sure how far along recovery you are but the first week was definitely the hardest, it’s mostly smooth sailing from there though ❤️
I think Tom Cruise is a discount Adam Scott tbh
My favorite tv/film trope is when two people who haven’t seen each other in a while meet, take on antagonistic body language and act like they aren’t on good terms with each other, and then eventually burst out laughing and hug each other. Never gets old
Starting to feel like I should delete every bit of social media I have for my own safety tbh
Dirty green room mirror selfie ☺️ about to go on stage and play music in front of a few hundred people, nbd
I’m so fucking cool (in a super humble, “talking myself up” confidence boost sort of way)
Hi
That’s it I’m buying a carabiner
I love being stuck in standstill traffic in the Virginia mountains 😍
Gosh Ann Arbor rocks so hard, I wish I could move up here. But unfortunately I’m tied down to the Carolinas with my dumb little successful rock band 😔
Okay maybe it’s finally time that I switch completely over to bluesky
❤️❤️
Thanks 😊
I knowww I hope they add video uploads soon! I’m sure they will at some point
Thank god, posting tits is the only way a deeply unfunny person like me can get followers 😅
