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She wanted her Disney Irish experience without actual living breathing locals.

08.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife is Wahlhelferin tonight and is therefore missing a new Polizeiruf. My daughter and I have been live-updating nonsense clues in the family chat to her increasing annoyance. 🀭

08.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, they are ostensibly a cake that we would like. Carrot, Haselnuss, cheesecake, etc, but they all have something wrong. Like the cheesecake was done without a base, so was really just a runny cheesecake cream, the carrot was bitter, the Haselnuss is both dry and crumbly and incredibly dense. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

08.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For the sin of helping her out, the elderly neighbor has once again gifted us with a cake we do not like. I did not realize there was any cake we did not like, let alone the, let's see, I think the count is at around 6 now... πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

08.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A hand holding a package of scones in a kitchen with a black and white checkered floor.

A hand holding a package of scones in a kitchen with a black and white checkered floor.

A pink plate with a ham, egg, and cheese sarnie on a scone.

A pink plate with a ham, egg, and cheese sarnie on a scone.

Aldi has scones, again. You know what that means…

08.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

He is distilled β€˜racist uncle at the family gathering’.

07.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least make a copy of both to have on you. And maybe check out what a notarized copy would cost. 😬

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new one looks like crap. Was my first reaction on getting it last month. Compared to the old one (2016). It’s too gaudy.

04.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While backpacking, my dad once got us up and rushed us to pack and get going because he misread his watch by four hours. We were not amused.

04.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A phishing email from the β€˜edekka’ group where the closing says β€˜KING regards’.

A phishing email from the β€˜edekka’ group where the closing says β€˜KING regards’.

Imagine going to all the work of setting up your fake domain, getting a hacked email contacts list from one of the targets. And then messing up the closing. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

01.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally a Macgyver reboot with a female lead.

28.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to say the date needs to be later, but see PCIe has been around since 2003 🀯

28.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll hold out for a promo spot of @scotthanson.de eating one.

27.02.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get to the port and see the pissing man statue?

27.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the IKEA Algot that they discontinued? I use the same in my office/lab spaces.

26.02.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A grey box of pain. There is a baguette sticking out of it.

A grey box of pain. There is a baguette sticking out of it.

Anyone else need a box of pain?

25.02.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of some wildly clashing carpets at Singapores Changi airport.

A photo of some wildly clashing carpets at Singapores Changi airport.

And the clashing carpets are chefβ€˜s kiss.

24.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a first? πŸ€”

23.02.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Portentous photo of a staggering amount of wet heavy snow that needs shoveling from the BΓΌrgersteig and driveway. It’s beckoning menacingly to the far photographer that has to do this task.

Portentous photo of a staggering amount of wet heavy snow that needs shoveling from the BΓΌrgersteig and driveway. It’s beckoning menacingly to the far photographer that has to do this task.

A now shoveled BΓΌrgersteig and driveway. The snow is melting faster in places where the salty sweat of the highly annoyed shoveler dripped off their out of shape brow.

A now shoveled BΓΌrgersteig and driveway. The snow is melting faster in places where the salty sweat of the highly annoyed shoveler dripped off their out of shape brow.

Before and after. I feel like I drove home from DD purely to shovel off the BΓΌrgersteig and my and the elderly neighbors driveways as I’m leaving for Grenoble immediately after this. πŸ˜‘

20.02.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A desolate landscape of wet, heavy snow. A harbinger of backaches from having to shift the bloody stuff. When will this end.

A desolate landscape of wet, heavy snow. A harbinger of backaches from having to shift the bloody stuff. When will this end.

This sucks.

20.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of an outbuilding in a snow-covered yard.

A photo of an outbuilding in a snow-covered yard.

In home just in time to find out I’ll be shoveling the driveway out again tomorrow. I am so done with the snow. πŸ˜‘

19.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’‘ missed that Lynne was outwith Franken

18.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it frankisch? Or have they just made up a word to nerdswipe anyone who it triggers in to googling their website? All seos seem to point it to their website.

18.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

30 Mark.

18.02.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A search in the iOS Fotos app for Katze where it is only showing pics of a deranged black and tan german shepherd dog.

A search in the iOS Fotos app for Katze where it is only showing pics of a deranged black and tan german shepherd dog.

I searched for cat in my photos and I think the algorithm has clued in to the cat software, Hund hardware thing….

17.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Just arrived. It sucks!

16.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And be sure to get a photo with QR code for the new one. dm does them. Mine is in the process right now. They have you keep the old Aufenthaltstitel and say it takes 6-8 weeks for the new one.

16.02.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just shoveled the my BΓΌrgersteig, my elderly neighbors BΓΌrgersteig, my driveway and her driveway. And can absolutely concur. It’s wet heavy and there was nearly 5cm of it. Now need to pack and drive to DD. My wife will have to deal with it if it happens again tomorrow πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«.

16.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue light is glowing in the dark ALT: a blue light is glowing in the dark
13.02.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him Alt: Mandalorian with the phrase β€œThis is the way”.

This is the way.

12.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0