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23.12.2024 02:57
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A chicken spending its whole day vaping and scrolling TikTok call it Hen Z
Stop what you are doing and read this devastatingly important article from David Sjostedt Noah Baustin and @allaboutgeorge.com
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The Niners FINALLY showed up to play this past Sunday - join The Standard's sports reporters David Lombardi and Tim Kawakami RIGHT NOW to ask any questions you have about the game and the season:
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
The fact that a man got assassinated and the internet is roasting him because he was a healthcare CEO is wild and also very 2024 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
A road sign that says DO NOT LET MOOSE
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
morpheus from the matrix
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
Hundreds of astrobiologists, space engineers, alien researchers, and UFO hunters descended on the Bay Area last month for two unrelated events.
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Wilson wanted to show you his holiday bandana and also hopes you have a great Thanksgiving
in canada we call today yankee thanky
“One clove of garlic” lol
Thanksgiving turkey covered in sprinkles
This is the Thanksgiving liberals want
My toxic trait is thinking I can finish all the sides before the turkey's done. Currently accepting thoughts and prayers
alright i stopped and collaborated what was that last part i wasn’t listening
Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
This Thanksgiving, remember - leftovers are for quitters
Spirit Halloween punching the air rn
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.
Me to my bags before dropping them off with a wish and a prayer.
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Come watch Bay Area sports legends David Lombardi and Tim Kawakami discuss all things Niners in ten minutes! Sign up to ask them questions too!
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SF once raided pinball joints like speakeasies. Now there's a 2yr waitlist to play in a print shop basement while crushing PBRs
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In these opening days of Bluesky, can we all just be true to ourselves and admit Seinfeld is not funny
2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
Recap the weekend’s game highlights next Tuesday with Tim and David. Sign up below to join our live chat! #bayareasports
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If you’re cringing at your early works in art and/or music, that’s a great thing. Congratulations, you’ve grown and evolved! 🩶
Tho I still love the awkward and clumsy stuff I’ve done in the early stages. 🥰 Fun memories of trying my best.
EXCLUSIVE: Mayor-elect Daniel Lurie’s administration is about to freeze out an influential operative leading one of the wealthiest political groups in San Francisco:
Jay Cheng of Neighbors for a Better San Francisco.
More:
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Some guy was texting next to me recently with his phone at absolute full blinding brightness and when I pointedly asked him to stop he stared daggers at me for the rest of the movie. And kept texting.
Conor Johnston for supervisor?!
As she rides off into the sunset, Mayor London Breed may leave behind an appointee who could play spoiler to Mayor-elect Daniel Lurie’s administration.
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love when it rains and all the self-driving cars have their emotional support human inside