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@johnnydeformed

toni collette's ear doctor. miss collette call me please

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the usa is just the coolest isnt it

09.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Regardless, 12% of Aus young men vs 8% of boomers globally is concerning, no?

08.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid babies need the most attention!

07.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PARDON THEM AGAIN. these are patriot pedophiles

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Skull toilet with a dark souls area caption reading Tomb of the Giants

Skull toilet with a dark souls area caption reading Tomb of the Giants

05.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bradley P. Nos

27.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

taking a crap without pants on

27.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You just fucked up spectacularly in front of six women who all happen to be blasian.

25.02.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Monkey’s Night Routine That Makes Every Morning Easy true πŸ”

24.11.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

monkey scene from 2001 except the monolith gives them balenciagas

09.10.2025 08:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the single most important type of reporting right now! thank you for doing it!

25.07.2025 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I respect the worst filmmaker more than I respect the best critic

27.06.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you American?

27.06.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They ran out of me years ago

27.06.2025 09:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Granted I'm not from the states but I thought magic was his actual name

25.06.2025 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The red one or the bird?

06.06.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which don't hug me is the dad

06.06.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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She probably only eats narchos

29.05.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tip of the day: you don't have to smell everything you eat

28.05.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could've fooled me

26.05.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Facebook is leaking even harder into bsky

26.05.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.05.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I get on an escalator, yep

23.05.2025 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every evening I open one drink and pour it into six glasses so I can enjoy the six drinks I deserve

23.05.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ear plugs a good

22.05.2025 10:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nathan fielder is like if mr beast was chaotic good instead of lawful evil

21.05.2025 09:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.05.2025 07:32 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively maggie is raised by bears

18.05.2025 10:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had to give each of the Simpsons a canonical ending:

Maggie stays with the Flanders
Bart stays famous
Lisa tours with bleeding gums (doesn't die)
Marge runs off with Ruth Powers
Homer dies of blowfish

18.05.2025 10:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh maybe the biggest of all time! Bat out of hell. Unless took the words right outta my mouth beats it for knowability

18.05.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0