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The reality of Platner (which I wish his supporters would acknowledge) is that the best case scenario is that he's deeply stupid

06.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made these puff pastries with ground lamb, caramelized onions, and roasted potatoes tonight, and they're incredible. And so easy. www.sizzlingeats.com/beef-puff-pa...

06.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.

Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3804 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 292

Ladies and gentlethems,

What did Graham Platner cover his Totenkopf tattoo with?

...but a Norse Fenrir and a Celtic knot.

All absolutely shittily rendered for a wealthy man.

It's a white racist trash ass cover up I puh romiss yinz.

So I know he went to some low/mid-key white supremacist shop.

05.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cricket’s revenge.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 15375 πŸ” 3044 πŸ’¬ 622 πŸ“Œ 174

If you use generative AI willingly, if you engage in cryptocurrencies willingly, if you need ChatGPT to type out your emails and live your simulation of an actual life then you have compromised your soul unblinkingly and are someone who simply chooses to feed the beast for your own convenience.

05.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Post an iconic horror movie image.

05.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post an iconic horror movie image.

05.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 13

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 9972 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 41

12 hours post-first Shingles vaccine, and nothing more than a sore shoulder similar to the COVID shots. That's a relief.

03.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway there's no reason to be on substack

you can leave the nazi bar any time

you aren't making the nazi bar less nazi by hanging out with the nazis

the nazis just think it's cute you're buying their drinks

and you're doing a grave disservice to the readers who don't yet know the difference

03.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
Toad is buried under the covers in bed.

From "Spring"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

03.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 30

Supporting Platner at this point isn't just some hapless strategic miscalculation, it's indicative of deep moral rot.

02.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

Either Platner's a Nazi or he accidentally got a Nazi tattoo & kept it for almost 20 years, accidentally RT'd a guy who recently proposed a "final solution" for American Jews, & accidentally went on the podcast of a guy who thinks Israel killed JFK. If he's not a Nazi, HE'S EXTREMELY NOT BRIGHT.

02.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 527 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7

The Falls and Cracker Island make it very clear that Albarn is capable of making very bad music.

01.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorillaz album rankings, best to worst, after three listens to The Mountain:

Demon Days
Plastic Beach
The Mountain
Self-Titled
Humanz
Song Machine
The Now Now
Cracker Island
The Fall

Fuck The Fall forever and ever.

*Rankings subject to change

01.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet on X by Amir Kiyae reads: 

Strikes on Iran appear to have hit the home where opposition leaders Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Zahra Rahnavard have been held under house arrest - both are reported safe, but their residence was damaged. Former President Ahmadineiad's home was also targeted. Israel has stated it is targeting Iranian leaders "past, present, and future." This follows previous Israeli strikes on Evin Prison. Draw your own conclusions,

Tweet on X by Amir Kiyae reads: Strikes on Iran appear to have hit the home where opposition leaders Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Zahra Rahnavard have been held under house arrest - both are reported safe, but their residence was damaged. Former President Ahmadineiad's home was also targeted. Israel has stated it is targeting Iranian leaders "past, present, and future." This follows previous Israeli strikes on Evin Prison. Draw your own conclusions,

Home of reformist opposition leaders from 2009 Green Movement, Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Zahra Rahnavard was also hit by Israeli/US strikes. They have been under house arrest by the regime for over a decade.

28.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1391 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 110

Reminder that now, when you use ChatGPT, you’ll be directly contributing to the deaths of anyone the US military kills not just those being poisoned by their data centers

28.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

28.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 7790 πŸ” 1147 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 92

We're murdering our children at home and abroad. It's reprehensible.

28.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
War Again
War Again YouTube video by Oingo Boingo - Topic

Oh, cool. I guess we're doing this whole thing again?

28.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Swamp Thing and Abby Arcane

Swamp Thing and Abby Arcane

two page spread from Swamp Thing, with Wood adding a spectacular red backdrop to a single panel, in the same tone as Abby's shirt

two page spread from Swamp Thing, with Wood adding a spectacular red backdrop to a single panel, in the same tone as Abby's shirt

Wood's variations on greens and light yellow adds to a trippy 2page spread

Wood's variations on greens and light yellow adds to a trippy 2page spread

Tatjana Wood, in the mix of Moore, Veitch, Bissette, Totleben etc on Swamp Thing, was the equivalent of a great bassist in a band---if not appreciated enough, absolutely essential to the whole. RIP.

27.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
Sean Feucht: Never imagined a theologian I once looked up to would became (sic) so unblievably WOKE while weaponizing scripture to justify the illegal invasion of a sovereign nation.

He's QT'ing John Piper, who's quoting Leviticus 19:34: "You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt; I am the Lord your God."

Sean Feucht: Never imagined a theologian I once looked up to would became (sic) so unblievably WOKE while weaponizing scripture to justify the illegal invasion of a sovereign nation. He's QT'ing John Piper, who's quoting Leviticus 19:34: "You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt; I am the Lord your God."

Dale Partridge: "I love Dr. Piper, but this folly must stop. To correlate these instructions to Israel with the circumstances facing America is simply irresponsibile theology. Israel was never expected to allow such a number of foreigners that" blah blah blah

Dale Partridge: "I love Dr. Piper, but this folly must stop. To correlate these instructions to Israel with the circumstances facing America is simply irresponsibile theology. Israel was never expected to allow such a number of foreigners that" blah blah blah

Jamie Bambrick: "Me lookfor where this verse says we need to lose billions in welfare fraud and let" blah blah blah

Jamie Bambrick: "Me lookfor where this verse says we need to lose billions in welfare fraud and let" blah blah blah

Brandon Lansdown: blah blah blah, who cares.

Brandon Lansdown: blah blah blah, who cares.

right wing pastors are screaming, crying, throwing up because John Piper posted a Bible verse on the everything app.

27.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1972 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 126
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Paramount Pits McBride Against Landis for 'G.I. Joe' Movie There are no two people who so perfectly embody everything wrong and everything right with this franchise.

Danny McBride and Max Landis: There are no two people who so perfectly embody everything wrong and everything right with G.I. Joe.

Danny McBride must win this war.

popheist.com/gi-joe-movie...

27.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

In isolation, it’s possible the Nazi tattoo, talking about both the right and left waking up to an elite conspiracy, and RTing a neo-Nazi were accidents. But to echo one Nazi may be regarded as a misfortune; to echo two looks like carelessness. To echo three looks like something more.

27.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
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Can confirm the McDonald's Big Arch is fucking delicious. If I order it again, I'll order extra sauce, but otherwise, it was flawless.

27.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many eps are left in the first season?

27.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is that easy lmao

27.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a Teams meeting link and finish them off.

22.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kat Abughazaleh: "Democrats are still operating as if the only levers of power are legislation and votes and conversations behind closed doors. We need to talk seriously about general strikes about breaking quorum about exploiting parliamentary procedure."

26.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1592 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 92