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I thought Kalshi was a muesli brand

He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safe for children to grow up in.

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

Malort’s not that bad

is everyone on glue

pretty confident that if our own government bombed, say, Philadelphia, we'd just kind forget about it after a couple more Rocky movies

The passenger rail connections Oregon should be studying over the next few years should be Portland to Astoria via St. Helens, Portland to Ontario, Beaverton to Salem, Tigard to McMinville/Corvallis, and Eugene to Medford along with commuter rail on the OC-Portland-Vancouver corridor.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

A .png image of a Cybertruck in silhouette, lime green with a thick black border. The classic "Mr. Yuck" face is stamped on it in black.

Keep your kids away from dangerous substances...

Peppermint Patty Falling Asleep as her Teacher Rambling for 10 Hours YouTube video by 20fadhil: Revolution

So weird: If the State of the Union speech really is delivered live, why is there a copy of it on YouTube already? 🤔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=31sT...

Sorry, folks. ACAB includes FBI Special Agent Dale Bartholomew Cooper. ☕ 🥧 🌲 🦉

"Father Humor: Mastering the Art of the Dad Joke" can be pre-ordered at Bookshop.org (bit.ly/3Ommi0W), Barnes & Noble (bit.ly/4aBfi7y), Books-A-Million (bit.ly/4cFoN8q), Amazon, and indie booksellers.

And it really is a handsome volume. I mean, just look at these endpapers!

Free *Danish* healthcare, sure, but that doesn't cover (checks notes) horse paste, botox, or recreational opioids. So that's probably what's in the ship. Help is on the way, Greenland!

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

The effect was caused by a megalomaniacal eugenicist in a K-hole.

If you're in Portland, COME SEE MY AAAAAAART!

catholics every friday during lent

Why are people always yelling at The Left, a group almost entirely shut out of public life, including mainstream news outlets. You are mad at people on social media. Get a life

When Woke takes over we are going to institute a code where it’s compulsory to included homosexuality in all movies. it’s called the Haaaaaayyyyyyys Code. Or the Gays Code. We haven’t settled on a name yet

There were about a hundred people standing along hwy 30 in CLATSKANIE this morning protesting against ICE. We’re going to win.

Casablanca sold out

They should just release Casablanca in theaters every year. Free money

Great to meet you too!

Notable Sandwiches #138: Reuben Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...

i wrote about the reuben sandwich (an all time classic), the food feud behind it, and the totally washed and failson life of its namesake, the biblical patriarch reuben: buttondown.com/theswordandt...

Gary and Wyatt making a girl

Everyone with an AI girlfriend

THE AFTERMATH kicks off at 11am in the Lovell Building on Sun 2/15.

Tropical Tomb - BA Imperial Stout collab w/ Ruse Brewing ft. 300lbs of toasted coconut & freeze-dried pineapple.

Save My Soul - A blend of barrels from our cellar, hand-selected & blended by us and our friends at Holy Mountain.

TODAY!

sigh

Should we teach kids how to do taxes?

If you want to understand how far-reaching the corporate rot in media is, read this gutting piece about the fall of Oregon Public Broadcasting.

(And follow @ryanjhaas.bsky.social and @leahsottile.bsky.social’s new publication @thewesternedge.bsky.social which will be amazing bc they’re amazing)