Meaghan Mountford

OH MY GAWD!

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It's been quite a year here in Washington DC. #FreeDC #DCStatehood

I'm actually quite a fan of the Kantian sublime, but this is funny.

I never had chicken pox either and got the vax as an adult, but I got the shingles vax anyway. My Dr said I could still get shingles and it sounds terribly unpleasant.

I was picking up a prescription at CVS and they asked if I needed any vaccines. (Standard question.) I was like, "whatcha got? I'll take the flu, shingles, pneumonia... Just give me all of them" because vaccines are medical miracles.

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Had a shot of espresso followed by a cup of chamomille tea because I'm all about chaos and contradiction.

Dropping my daughter off at the metro to go downtown to hang out with her Peruvian friend: Have fun! Stay away from ICE! And anyone armed! #FREEDC #WashingtonDC #DCstatehood

He's lying. My 17yo kid hangs out at union station all the time with her friends. My daughter is less whiny than Vance.

Jeepers, who coulda thunk it?

1st prep assignment: Draw our teacher, Zoë Tucker, from a pic of her as a little, overall-ed, dinosaur-holding girl.

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Like Macy's is Bamberger's. Whole Foods is Fresh Fields. And National is National.

It's pretty bonkers that the guy who doesn't know the difference between the Revolutionary War and the Civil War in his own country just started his own war.

I once reported a shop for using MY copyright-protected decorated cookie photos to sell her own cookies. After warning her. But she seemed to think it was my fault her livelihood was taken. 😕

Trump can disintegrate us all and MAGA would STILL be like, "Short term pain for long term gain, amirite?"

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What it's like living in DC and watching your friends and family in the federal government lose their jobs one by one...

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fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

Opinion | Trump’s Revenge Tour Finds Its True Target (Gift Article) It is hard to describe the president’s first month and a half in office as something other than a retribution campaign against the American people.

tired of people treating trump like he is anything other than an ego-driven simpleton (i wrote this, this is a piece about why he is nothing more than an ego driven simpleton.)

I'm on Team Adverb.

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Just cleaning the peanut butter off of my keyboard. (Really)

Is it punch Trump? It's punch Trump, right?

My husband is one of the few still working at USAID. This show of appreciation made me burst into tears.

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Maybe people who have no clue shouldn't listen to the lies their autocrats are telling them. My husband works harder than anyone I know, including volunteering to enter active war zones. So sit down.

This is heartening to see. My husband is one of the few employees left at USAID and I can't imagine what he endures every day trying to salvage what he can.