Aaron Durand

Pennywise - About Time
A Tribe Called Quest - The Love Movement

Everton winning at home? Unsure how to process this new information.

I’m convinced the invention of the iPad was out of a working parents’ necessity to entertain their child during school “planning days” or whatever the hell reason schools love to not have children in them on school days.

At least all my coworkers will be happy tomorrow. #afc

Cunha fell over twice during the Everton game like an idiot. He's drinking whatever Bruno is serving over there.

Fuck it, dude, I'm goin bowling.

Suck it, Dodgers.

a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it Alt: Dikembe Mutumbo’s signature finger wag.

Shoulda given her one of these.

Did they rip that off from the O-o-o-O'Reilly's Auto Parts jingle?

I've got different experiences entirely on different accounts

Where's Buddy the Elf when you need him?

Chicago’s newest snow plow name ‘Abolish ICE,’ Mayor Brandon Johnson says Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

Seattle Sounders pitch looks like it’s made from shredded tires with some fake grass sprinkled in.

Benfica fans embarrassing #ucl

Wonder how everyone’s nfts are doin

Tenzig: told you so

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood

the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

What is life even, if you don’t go through it covered in dog hair.

Hey @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social 👆👆👆

Marked safe from shitheads so far in Portland, OR.

Okay who is the marketing professional at Club America to keeps repeatedly looking at my LinkedIn account? Out yourselves!

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

hello! i am seeking literary representation or management. i have a YA SF novel, six pilots and fourteen features to shop. i am a published author, a produced screenwriter and an emmy award winning producer.

help me make things! help me make them with you! take a portion of my money!

Sales pitch a weird way to say sentence

While I was working there. '10-'14

Inspector Gadget did it first

A bank of Nintendo Switches

Bitchin, congrats! That's like an entire Bernardo Silva