Novar Lynx

If you insert a floppy disc into a Sunbeam radiant control toaster, you’ll get a protogen

If you were a child of the 80s or 90s and you have anxiety now, this may have been the cause

this is not the USA that I grew up in

security tip:
If asked to create a PIN, choose a number that doesn’t relate to anything in your life.

If asked to create security questions, give answers that don’t make any sense, and then try to remember them somehow.

The less obvious you can be, the less likely someone will guess correctly.

And it also does not spy on your neighbors and report to a wealthy bald guy

Here's some cruel irony for you, the "Hammer" level editor for Valve's games made before Portal 2 had a tendency to randomly crash. One of my friends figured out the crash is caused by a bug with autosave.

I know how this feels, when i've spent a while on my photography work and I'm eager to show it off, I post it and then ... Nothing.

I love seeing friends enthusiastic about their passion, makes me happy, and taking the time to show some appreciation goes a long way :3

This really surprised security camera has.... Seen things.

remember, when you do sketchy things, don’t forget to say the magic words

This morning started out rough. Crashed into a snowbank while trying to avoid a driver running a stop sign, messed up my front end pretty good, but there’s no significant damage and it’s all stuff I can fix myself. Was either the snowbank or get T-boned and totaled.

Boing boing boing boing boing #bowling #candlepin

at West Port Lanes in Westbrook, ME

Naming your product “The Game” is evil and i love it

The random things you think of when you’re just waking up in the morning

Bop it, pull it, twist it, twist it, bop it, pull it, pull it, pull it, twist it, twist it, bop it ARRRRGH

if you want an excuse to come all the way to Maine, our convention here hasn’t closed applications for DJs yet ;)

The devil is at least honest

We keep the bottle return bin at the bottom of the stairs. I threw my empty Gatorade bottle down without looking, and with the light off, then I heard a sound I didn’t expect to hear, so I turned on the light and there it is in that red bucket standing up. Never going to do that again.

Furtrak #fursuitfriday

Headed to Boston for #ANE2026 !

Well we survived another one, i guess

Has this ever happened to you? it's late at night, you're bored, and suddenly this pops into your head

"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Just totally randomly, for no reason.

Please be careful with what you do because you might be unknowingly hurting people that care about you.

i want free bacon

some dreams just feel like your brain is generating “NI Slop” - natural intelligence slop - then you wake up wondering what the hell your neurons just came up with lol

the tv show Home Improvement did that in one of their Christmas episodes. I can’t find a clip of it on YouTube, but it was Tim singing “No Al, No Al…” to Al during a tool time episode

well, that was something, wasn’t bad, but not as good as the first one. The pacing was a bit messy, and the story was a bit predictable, but the ending was probably where it jumped the shark. If they do a 3, it’s going to be real interesting…

I still want to know what asshole thought it would be a good idea to build into the DVD spec to forbid skipping logos, warnings, etc and I want to know what asshole carried this over into the blu-ray spec and I want to smack them both.

Need a player with a hidden override function.

The one I went to does

Market Basket sushi is surprisingly good. Not as good as a restaurant, but still good.

Been testing this GE window heat pump to see if it lives up to its advertising. It's rated for a minimum outside temperature of 5° F, and it's currently 9°F outside and it's putting out 88° F of heat out of its vent and drawing about 635 watts. I am impressed. #heatpump

unfortunately, I work for a soulless mega corporation headquartered in Boca Raton, Florida… who doesn’t care that we are getting the shit kicked out of us by a winter storm

santa paws never forgets DOG the