chad, but bluesky

i had brain surgery for severe ocd

WHILE MY JOINTS FEEL LIKE THEYRE TRYING TO GIVE BIRTH

AND MIND YOU I STILL GAVE SEVERE OCD STILL SO THIS IS JUST A NIGHTMARE

so now i have to take poop juice. to make me poop. which i’ve never had to do either and im terrified lmao

the problem is i’m not pooping because i don’t feel the need to poop but i am also evidently being crushed by inflammation and bowels

like it just turns out the being-full-of-poop is a complete aside and side effect for having brain surgery because the combo of meds but in my swollen little head i’m like ITS THE POOP

i am literally so full of shit post-surgery that even i went to the er with physical pain in my joints they just shifted the conversation to how full of shit i am and now i’m convinced the poop i’d leading to the pain in my joints (it’s not) but i also have brain swelling and extreme pain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this is such a funny intellectual high horse post because you can’t even use an ellipsis correctly

I had a vision of humanity becoming too reliant on AI art, forgetting multiple techniques, and undergoing a technological collapse, thus returning us to an era of drawing those fucked up medieval cats

imagine being so miserable that you say this to a stranger who’s just yapping. next level unhinged.

if i could bite my own head off i would

i’ve been sleeping most of today because of a migraine and i keep waking up cranky and still with a migraine

not telling me which tweet even broke the rules

elon dickriders should never say twitter is about free speech

i told a guy how old i am and i half expected him to be like oh you’ve hit the wall sorry. i’ve spent far too much time talking to red pill people

look at this base layer i got for skiing

who i am as a person

do you know how discombobulating it is though to have been so active in the gop as a young adult and have the entire party shift out from under you

deadass we are going to have a researcher exodus if they just… cut off grants and animal studies and i have a fucking headache

objectively fucking hilarious

THEYRE SAYING DEFUND THE ACLU LIKE GRANTS ARE THE SAME THING AS FEDERAL FUNDING I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE ILLITERACY OF THIS COUNTRY

luteal phase is when you feel like your body is glued together wrong and also when you want to chop your boobs off and also when you can feel the skin between your teeth and also

nearly fainted in cvs and was like no bitch this is not happening

after a week of consuming gluten i feel like i am a slug who has consumed a small amount of salt

women are having to defend themselves and their academic careers on twitter again

decided to become a grifter on twitter for the payouts

where are my hot girl friends did they switch over here yet

like wtaf do you mean women need even more than 9 hours of sleep too

i’m back to sleeping 3-4 hours of sleep/night and it is quickly driving me insane

i started my glp1 injections today (as i’m still getting over the flu) and immediately threw up so that was my day

remember to take your meds