Lovely piece!
Lovely piece!
"Encryption is not security"
In football, kicking a ball really hard isn't what wins games.
Farmers give talks at conferences talking about "artisinal hand-maintained unix servers, not serverless functions"
Listen to @bscanlan.bsky.social talking to @quinnypig.com about how Intercom moved from AWS Aurora to @planetscale.com t.co/ZlRtVVr7Rs
Bought my sister a print of this for her birthday. Looks even better in real life.
Plot twist: Intercom's on-call system uses VOLUNTEERS, not conscripts. @bscanlan.bsky.social explains how they compensate engineers for after-hours work instead of mandating it by team assignment.
Result? People actually want to join the rotation.
π§ to the podcast:
13 Aurora clusters to a sleek move onto PlanetScale. Intercomβs database journey wasnβt just a migration, it was a rethink.
On the latest Screaming in the Cloud, @bscanlan.bsky.social (Senior Principal Engineer @ Intercom) joins Corey Quinn to talk about..
The rumours are true - I did a podcast with Corey.
When mountains go on fire, thereβs talk of randos being careless with BBQs. Definitely not systematic burning by sheep farmers.
Doing a new talk!
Sebadoh mention on Second Captainsβ Oasis podcast on Friday had me no longer thinking about Oasis.
Last year Intercom used 41.069 MTCO2e (metric tonnes of carbon dioxide) in our use of AWS. This is equivalent to the electricity used by 8 average homes in the USA. The vast majority of this was produced in the Sydney region - Australia sure loves burning coal.
You can just own things.
I started reading The Staff Engineerβs Path by Tanya Reilly, and thereβs one line I really liked β something along the lines of:
βIf you find yourself saying, βSomeone should do this,β then you should probably do it.β
I just released my edit of "In Praise of 'Normal' Engineers": why the best engineering orgs in the world are the ones where β¨normal engineersβ¨ can consistently move fast, ship code, fix shit, help their users, and move the business forward...a little more, every day.
charity.wtf/2025/06/19/i...
aws.amazon.com/security/sec...
The perfect security bulletin.
Tune.
Good time to get out the 6 hour Pet Sounds box-set.
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βI may as well break it properly for you nowβ
I managed to tear my MCL on my left leg (grade 2) going down the outside waterslide in Center Parcs.
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I still don't know how to pronounce JWT, but this is a really compelling replacement for how Intercom has been authenticating users until now. Great to see it in beta - obviously we already use it ourselves.
www.intercom.com/help/en/arti...
I wrote up what happened the other day when Intercom broke: www.intercomstatus.com/us-hosting/i...
I can't believe that there's popular songs celebrating unvetted military age economic migrants: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxX...
Oh no - I see VPNs in my future.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/help/...
I wrote up an Intercom outage that happened this week: www.intercomstatus.com/us-hosting/i...
Reading Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" fascicles as they came out was incredibly key to discovering the Shuffle Sharding pattern, but I don't think I've ever written about it before ...
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4297...