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Gorgeous 😍

The most heterosexual ep of #thepitt I think we’ve seen so far

Ok :)

I’m sick :(

I told my eighty something year old therapist that I think I learned most of my confrontation/conflict resolution skills from Real Housewives reunions and he seemed prettttty concerned

She listens to me

Wow they do look similar! No her tail is normal length

Me plz

Playing video games w my gf

I’ll manage your cables 😏😏 (is that sexy??)

Anyone wanna lend a hand?

Brooklyn Bekhams ig story…

Should I kms in front of this table

Yes sir!!

I had some people follow me for my tr*itors takes and I wanna go back to posting nudes…. Sorryyyy

case of the mondays? here’s That Picture of tom hardy to lift your spirits

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#traitors why has nobody said “Why isn’t Lisa Rinna saying a god damn thing” ?!?!?!

I mean strategy-wise but ya

:0

#traitors spoiler:

Anyone who’s going after Colton in episode 5 is soooo stupid he literally did the most faithful thing possible which was mistakenly going all in on another faithful

Dorinda getting mad that Ron never asked her about herself and then finding out in real time that Colton was the closeted bachelor…. #traitors

Lmao this killed me

My green thong was sitting out on top of my communal apartment washing machines 😩😩. It must’ve fell out of my hamper when I did my laundry A WEEK AGO. Humiliating

The guy I’m talking to is in Hawaii with his husband and I’m working a 150 person banquet with a bunch of needy whiny old people 🙃

🙋‍♀️

New profile pic what do yall think

I spent three hours at work this morning just for the one table I was supposed to wait on ask to be sat with a different server…. So I went home and this is what I’m doing the rest of the day

I got a robe for Christmas and it’s made #fcf a lot more exciting

Sit on my face pls