Sabermane

Yeah...too bad that songs too fast for Brak to sing *side eyes camera*

Kinda, but no, but sorrta yes.

I think I'm trying to make like six games in my head simultaneously.

It's not the real issue, but I feel like if my brain could ever decide how to do "fantasy/Kung fu tropes, but also with cell-phones and big city, but also don't overthink it" I'd be able to relax a bit easier.

"Wwwho are you?" *weird vorlon noises* (good work!)

When Twin Peaks came out we were all confused at the strange Occult elements, and now I'm pretty sure it would be all the soap opera dynamics and tropes.

I don't know if that says something about culture or not.

"Stop fighting you fools! I have two heads WE CAN ALL KISS"

You're right but i don't know if "you should read Lenin" has ever actually worked.

Not an expert, but I think this works only when there's one culture in power. I think America is effectively in a polite cultural civil war. When there's one power shame and sunlight works. When there's conflicting power bases, you can go "screw that I'll stick with these guys".

*shaking my magic 8 ball* "are you alive?"
*"signs point to yes" bobs up*
"...my god it's spreading."

Look, they got 8 months to get this fixed before the midterms. They're fine....

"So, is THIS Evangelion?" I ask before I get obliterated by a burst of rainbows and Erasure music

Nice work! Again, good show of scale on this--it feels like there's enough room in there for a ship, which doesn't happen all the time in Delta designs imho.

Hey you posted this online for the whole world to see. Did you mean to??

They didn't plan to hit a school, but nobody checked if there was a school.

*power drill noises in the bathroom*

No. Wait. Stop.

Toyota Mideast has to be selling on this, right?? "OH, you need reliability? Let me show you our warhorse i mean workhorse..."

"Let me sell your house!" On a park bench vs "I cannot enter your home unless you invite me in" in a weird waking nightmare at 3am.

Someone mentioned Rush? *begins 12/7 bass routine*

Standard joke reply #47: on purpose??

"You're not being fired, your going to be in charge of...this thing...that isn't real yet..."

Dear Owner of license plate TOTHLSS

I know you probably mean Toothless, especially with the cool dinosaur stickers, but I kinda hope you are actually missing an ibis-headed God of Egyptian magic.

There's like 12 other found families and 26 "space westerns". The chemistry of the acting pool is never a fixed thing. Roll them dice for the next Tudyk i guess.

So what the hell do we want to bring back here? Chinese cuss words?

I mean if you can't handle central Oklahoma, you aren't ready for the galaxy.

Congratulations.
Free Link.
Good luck.

Statistically someone has to think this is a good idea.

Let things die.

"I'm a horse! In a human!! In a train!!!"

Man, she is gonna just murder a dog after this week.

truly a "did you just ChatGPT this, or did you piss off your speechwriter too?" moment.

Before I read this: Dammit why are half the buttons on the phone app so unreliable?!

After reading this: honestly it's a miracle the app loads at all and isn't actively melting my hard drive be thankful for the little things