My reaction to a Colby, Genevieve, Rizzo, and Q alliance
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05.03.2026 06:54
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My reaction to a Colby, Genevieve, Rizzo, and Q alliance
#survivor50
White people are really good at stopping in the most inconvenient place and looking lost
I love him but @samizayn.bsky.social doesn't need to be the babyface underdog anymore, he should go back to being funny but then have an edge when he needs it. Like Spider-Man they always say that he's at his scariest when he stops making jokes.
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
Have you seen the billboard?
My roommate is watching soccer in the living room. I don't know anything about soccer. I don't know anything about the game he's watching.
All I know is he keeps screaming "Beat that boy!" really loudly and I am very amused
DO YOU WANT A KICKER FOR MVP
THIS IS HOW YOU GET A KICKER FOR MVP
Update:
My neighbors think I'm racist
My job's fine.
In a way, it's only fitting that the theme song to Jackass is also the theme song to the last ten years
35 seconds in
Interesting booking decision for the Royal Rumble, really went full fuck your happiness
Taking a test to find out if I'm autistic or not
One questions was "I have a hard time figuring out what some phrases mean, like 'you are the apple of my eye."
Didn't even finish the question before I spent 10 minutes Googling what it meant.
I'm concerned I don't need to finish this
Once again for those in the back
FUCK👏👏THE👏👏DODGERS👏👏
It's less Her and more the Disney Channel original movie Smart House
Uhhhhh I think Chat GPT is trying to fuck me
I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty tired of this fucking guy
Bobby Abreu should be in the hall of fame
I don't actually know his stats or anything but just because the first time I ever played fantasy baseball the guy with the #1 overall pick didn't realize he had players sorted alphabetically and very confidently took Bobby Abreu first.
This was 2011.
[Squaring up to the youths]
Ya, see, now the best thing about Styx is that all their songs have a twist, and no one notices or is more shocked by the twist than Styx
Gaten Matarazzo in 10 seconds out acted every performance in the whole show
Fun Fact: You can gauge Republican confidence in an upcoming election by how much the SF Giants spend in the off-season
As the original producer of The Daily Beast Podcast which served as the mouthpiece for the new regime all I can say is this can't be said loud enough. The things I heard when the cameras were off...
Widespread Bari Weiss causes brain rot
Ngl I really hate seeing people quote tweeting The Daily Beast on here. It’s not the same publication anymore, and all you’re doing is helping them internally justify their morally bankrupt approach to clickbait journalism.
If "I'm definitely gonna die and emotionally wreck you" was a character #IT #WelcomeToDerry
A gameshow that's about being show "that guy" actors and seeing who can name the more obscure role
Little known fact "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" was originally about middle aged women from Long Island in restaurants
E would be Ginsberg
Johnny Drama is Burroughs
