EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.
One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
Woosah
1985: D&D IS GOING TO TEACH OUR KIDS HOW TO SUMMON DEMONS
2026: This is it, team, we have everything we need to summon Armageddon Jesus
my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels
play cell games win cell prizes
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."
An ant wearing a ski mask points a gun at another ant who is standing behind a rock with a sign above it saying "ant bank" The masked ant says "this is an ant bank robbery! Put all the money in the bag." The ant behind the rock says "Sorry, hold on- what is money?" The masked ant replies "I don't know. It's what they have at banks usually." "Oh- well this is a bank. Hmm." Says the banker ant, taking a pencil to a piece of paper. " I guess I should make some money then. Ant money." "Here," says the banker ant, handing over a scrap of paper with the words 'ant monee' scrawled across it to the robber ant. "Here's the ant money." "Cool." says the robber ant. "What are you going to do with it?" says the banker ant. "I have no idea" says the robber ant, removing its ski mask and examining the bill.
Ant Bank Robbery
Next door dad, to the kids: "Okay here's what's gonna happen next. You're gonna throw it terribly and then YOU'RE gonna throw it terribly and then I'M gonna throw it good and win."
Meme in the style of Harvest Moon / Story of Seasons, it says: Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"! I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake.
activity time! 🌽🐮👩🌾
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
IT’S HAPPENING!!!
Sam Reich, on the Game Changer set, requesting a necklace that doubles as a vibrator; Ash comes out with one smiling. Raph remarks "That was made for me specifically. The fit is like Cinderella. Jess and Lily, his fellow contestants, react with joyful disbelief.
Three contestants at colorful podiums laugh and celebrate during a cheerful game show, one woman named Lily grinning widely.
he's the belle of the ball
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Sophie Nélisse (YELLOWJACKETS, HEATED RIVALRY, & WHISTLE, now in theaters) has a few thoughts about eMoTiOnS!
That's why she's brought INSIDE OUT 2 to the show today, for a great conversation about facing anxiety and the unknowable inner monologues all around us!
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Eat a healthy breakfast so you can run from the cops
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Sam Raimi's horror classic Ev*l De*d 2: De*d by Dawn.
everyone calm down and wait for the president's friends to talk about how this person deserved it also how the next one will and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and t
Wow people are getting desperate huh
Phantasy Star IV (1993) _RPG | Sega Genesis | Sega
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
Screenshot of text from The Guardian: Donald Trump has said “world peace is at stake” as he unveiled 10% tariffs on European countries opposing US plans to acquire Greenland.
Man it is just so bad
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor
Humor is subjective after all
Unironically, you should have this as an emoji in every server you have any administrator or moderator capacity in. It's vital in this day and age (especially since Discord is an open book to any LEO that comes a-knockin' and will not humor The Edgy One of your group saying they were "just joking.")
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
