Lewandowski will be named as the Shield of the Americas and Krusty Gnome will be his Special Envoy.
05.03.2026 19:29
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Lewandowski will be named as the Shield of the Americas and Krusty Gnome will be his Special Envoy.
We should change the logos on our license plates: Ohio, Gerrymander Capital of the USA!
We don't need another Fetterman 🙄
I don't know much about him. I watched his interview with Colbert, and he seemed like a mostly decent human. But I get the vibe that he might be a DINO. Plus, I like Crockett's fire.
I'm sure Johnson "has not seen it", and will continue not seeing it forever into the future.
I love it when Noem takes a beating. This should happen more often as she gets closer to her relocation to a jail cell.
The same people asking Zelenskyy why he is firing at Russia.
Kind of like Simpsons predictions.
Jared Kushner has entered the chat.
Satirical box of "Trumpies Presidential Diapers"
I can think of a few things that he deserves named after him...
tRump and his team deserve as many investigations as were done on Benghazi.
AI has the same cocky assurance that Kegsbreath does in his pressers. "I'm making a decision so it cannot be wrong."
Gosh! He has generals and commanders? Why didn't anyone think of that in our previous protracted wars on foreign soil? I'm glad it won't be like that this time...🙄
Quoting his last word in this clip, I'm certain he does so "violently".
Proof that humans collectively doing good for the world is possible!
A person performing perineum sunning, showing their legs in the air, shorts around their ankles, and the sun shining towards them.
We're lucky they didn't catch him doing perineum sunning.
The same people that root for AI taking over jobs also scream against people receiving "handouts" or any other social safety nets, and also share Bill Gates de-pop conspiracies.
Most GOP senators are still undecided about "shit" or "get off the pot".
Brother Uncle
Everyone should be permitted at least one sassy pants day per month.
And how much of those fed funds went directly to a company owned by the president.
PERP WALK! PERP WALK! PERP WALK! PERP WALK!
Worm: "All meats must be stored in sketchy creeks before consuming"
Video clip does not include the follow-on line: "Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments."
MAGA is the largest source of domestic terrorists in the USA.
Most domestic terrorists in the USA are MAGA.
Also, how can town administrators "cancel" a protest organized by students. It sounds like they didn't like the student's plans, tried to shut it down, and got pissed off when they didn't get their way.
"Police said five to six teenagers and one adult were taken into custody". Five to six? The police can't even get their "facts" straight. It's obvious their side of the story is trash.
Calling them out by name. Perfection.