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Coffee, straight out of my nose.
![Here is an implementation of "What I tell you three times is true" in Haskell:
atLeastThrice :: [String] -> [String]
atLeastThrice assertions =
[head grp | grp <-
group $ sort assertions, length grp >= 3]
ChatGPT's explanation: Thank you for providing the implementation in Haskell. Yes, your implementation looks correct. The "group" function groups the same elements in the list together, then you are filtering out the groups that have less than three elements, and finally returning the head of each group (which is the repeated assertion).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vr3736rw7tegkvylmzm7m47v/bafkreiekmgqkikzkpudvgwoiog2m7ot3iiebkdftfnzqrxfknpc2ejmaqe)
Here is an implementation of "What I tell you three times is true" in Haskell: atLeastThrice :: [String] -> [String] atLeastThrice assertions = [head grp | grp <- group $ sort assertions, length grp >= 3] ChatGPT's explanation: Thank you for providing the implementation in Haskell. Yes, your implementation looks correct. The "group" function groups the same elements in the list together, then you are filtering out the groups that have less than three elements, and finally returning the head of each group (which is the repeated assertion).
#! /usr/bin/haskell
import Data.List
assertions :: [String]
assertions =
[“This is a banana.”
,”1+1=2.”
,”This is a banana.”
,”This is an apple.”
,”1+1=2.”
,”This is a banana.”
]
-- Result (if loaded and executed in GHCi):
-- *Main> atLeastThrice assertions
-- [“This is a banana.”]
https://snrk.de/meme/ Some (rearranged) verses from Lewis Carroll and Henry Holiday's "The Hunting of the Snark": {https://snrk.de/snarkhunt/#001} “Just the place for a Snark!” the Bellman cried, As he landed his crew with care; Supporting each man on the top of the tide By a finger entwined in his hair. “Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice: That alone should encourage the crew. Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice: What I tell you three times is true.” {https://snrk.de/snarkhunt/#113} Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes: A thing, as the Bellman remarked, That frequently happens in tropical climes, When a vessel is, so to speak, “snarked.” But the principal failing occurred in the sailing, And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed, Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East, That the ship would not travel due West! {https://snrk.de/snarkhunt/#105} This was charming, no doubt; but they shortly found out That the Captain they trusted so well Had only one notion for crossing the ocean, And that was to tingle his bell.
I rearranged some verses in Lewis Carroll and Henry Holiday's tragicomedy "The Hunting of the Snark":
Wenn man wissen will, wie hoch der Meeresspiegel steigt, muss man Land und Meer separat in der Höhe vermessen und das ist verdammt schwer, wenn es auf 1 m wirklich ankommt. Die Studie zeigt, dass es meist falsch gemacht wird und Klimawandelfolgen damit unterschätzt werden.
Und zu Weihnachten gibt's da auch mehr Lametta.
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Habe den Fragebogen zweimal ausgefüllt. Mein Hausarzt macht die Terminvergabe mit einem Chat. Ein anderer Arzt nutzt das Terminvereinbarungssystem eines externen Dienstleisters. Bin mit beiden Verfahren zufrieden.
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Habe den Fragebogen zweimal ausgefüllt. Mein Hausarzt macht die Terminvergabe mit einem Chat. Ein anderer Arzt nutzt das Terminvereinbarungssystem eines externen Dienstleisters. Bin mit beiden Verfahren zufrieden.
www.soscisurvey.de/onlinetermin... ist eine Umfrage einer Studentin aus meinem Bekanntenkreis zur Online-Terminvergabe bei Ärzten. Bitte weitersagen.
Erlaubt die Verfassung der USA den jetzigen Einsatz des US Militärs im Iran ohne Zustimmung des Kongresses?
You also have a Congress full of eunuchs and soldiers who go to war without the approval of Congress.
Those Republicans in Congress are Trump's eunuchs.
#CongressOfEunuchs
The #CongressOfEunuchs won't do that.
Yes. The eunuchs in Congress are Trump's enablers.
#CongressOfEunuchs
#CongressOfEunuchs
Seit wann interessiert sich der #Eunuchenkongress für die Verfassung der USA?
#CongressOfEunuchs
#EunuchenKongress
#CongressOfEunuchs
Rules of JJ Secker and Xanna Eve Chown's SNARK! card game. ※ 10 MB PDF file: https://snrk.de/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/SNARKrules.pdf ※ Text: https://snrk.de/the-snark-rules/ Keywords: TheHuntingOfTheSnark | games | videogames | computergames | cardgames | game | videogame | computergame | cardgame | gamedesign | underdevelopment | The Hunting of the Snark | Lewis Carroll | card games | virtual cards | virtual tabletop | game rules | gamerules
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I rescanned the rules of the SNARK! card game.
※ 10 MB PDF file: snrk.de/wp-content/u...
※ Text: snrk.de/the-snark-ru...
Loriot kann da leider nicht mehr helfen.
But using the Kernel remover in the clean up tool in #MX-Linux is easier.
Ich habe einige Zeit lang in China gelebt. Das hilft mir, in Deutschland nur ganz wenige Sachen zu hassen. Eines hasse ich aber zusammen mit allen Menschen weltweit, wenn nämlich jemand mit den Fingernägeln auf einer Aluminiumplatte kratzt.
Trump is dumb. He cannot go beyond 15% if the affected countries take countermeasures. The silly felon had shot his bolt within two days.
With regard to the health issues of US citizens, would it be helpful if Europe sends hospital ships to the USA and to the US colonies (e.g. Puerto Rico)?
(By the way, let's not forget the Epstein files.)
cc @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu
Sehr geehrte Frau @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu, angesichts des Zustandes des Gesundheitssystems in den USA könnte Europa mit der Entsendung eines Lazarettschiffes nach Puerto Rico vielen dort lebenden Menschen helfen.
Bitte fragen sie @aoc.bsky.social. Sie hat Familienbeziehungen dorthin.
A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
For New Year greetings in the year of the horse (Taichung, Taiwan, 1990. Marker pen on paper, later scanned and vectorized)
Licenses for the SNARK! game:
※ Rules: CC-BY-SA 4.0 by Jeremy Jexon Secker
※ Artwork: CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 by Xanna Eve Chown
Trubu Imperator (with apologies to Max Ernst) Original: Max Ernst's "Ubu Imperator" (1923) 4000 x 5000: https://snrk.de/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/TrubuRoy.jpg https://snrk.de/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/TrubuRoyNoKings.jpg #MaxErnst #TrubuRoy #Ubuimperator #DonaldTrump #Trubuimperator #Collage #Assemblage, #CollageArt #Assemblage #Spinning #Spinner #Whirlgig #SpinningTop #WhippingTop #Rotating #Imperator #AmericaFirst #Appropriation #AppropriationArt #potus #KeepAmericaGreat #AmericanEmperor #Tragicomedy #MAGA #NoKings Ubu Imperator, Trubu Imperator, Donald Trump, Maga, America First, Keep America Great, stable genius, No Kings
@drstaceypatton.bsky.social (in substack.com/home/post/p-...): "There is a very specific kind of delight that comes from watching a powerful, racist white man #spiral in public, and Trump has been providing a master class for us."
#LetitiaJames
Trubu Imperator (with apologies to Max Ernst)
