victoria mcnally

jesus christ you guys, how many movies about dudes driving big trucks full of explosive material through the jungle ARE there

why is the smosh logo in there

If those are the shoes Trump keeps buying for everybody I wonder if they deliberately tell him a bigger shoe size so they know they're able to wear them in front of him (which they can't do if the shoes end up being too small)

me: people need to get over the mandela effect. so you misremembered something big whoop
also me: what do you MEAN the "live long enough to see yourself become the villain" line isn't from Spider-Man, what the HELL are you telling me right now i KNOW Willem DaFoe said it DON'T LIE TO ME

so obsessed with hamnet's costumes that i bought a big red maxi dress but it won't arrive until after the oscars 😭

this IS serious. we named ourselves that after a giant crab we fought who turned out to be a man. we called him crab thomas. he later dissolved into a puddle of goo. how dare you besmirch his memory

this is not a joke, i am in a TTRPG group where our party is called the crabstaways

Lots of little things but one I think about a lot is how my mom took us to church on 9/12 and the priest didn't mention what'd happened the day before even once. he just went through the motions until someone in the crowd finally interrupted general intersessions to request a prayer for the victims

Look at my boy

Odo the fat black cat is on a couch with his paws out in front of him like he’s given up

lol I just remembered I took this picture of him this morning and I could text it to you but the world needs to see it

Every time someone at work tells me I’m good on stage I feel like Adam Scott in that Parks and Rec episode where he makes a dorky joke in front of all the accountants and automatically becomes their king

Ok but what was he up to

It probably doesn’t help that I started reading it on the subway like an absolute chump

Sometimes I think stupid thoughts like “I bet I could live somewhere other than New York City” but I didn’t even get 20 pages into NK Jemisin’s “The City We Became” just now before crying, so probably not actually

what if this is the year i finally force andy to do another couple costume with me

wait that might have been it, though! i had to cover an NYCC roundtable that bbc america hosted with dirk gently and some doctor who-spinoff, i wanna say in 2016? i remember being SO stressed about having to talk to max landis AND steven moffat, it was a nightmare

oh god that wasn't the bbc america one was it

hot take i never thought clint from stardew valley was that bad and a romance storyline where he grows as a person and fixes himself has potential (even if that's already shane's whole deal)

it didn't bother me until later when another Gen z coworker wrote "i don't know what goccer is" in slack and then i DID feel a little sad

Was trying to explain to my coworkers how this was a semi-popular article format during the height of Gawker and without missing a beat one of my Gen Z coworkers said (mostly facetiously) "That sounds like gay soccer." buddy you don't know how close that is to being accurate

i don't think so! besides this was a very common type of post in the mid 2010s, i promise

The Bell Finally Tolls For Tyler Perry And lo, we are free from Madea's reign.

BLUESKY HELP, is there an industry term for that thing where bloggers have a written conversation with one another and turn that into a post a la this Aftermath post aftermath.site/the-bell-fin...

a business rom com called request for proposal sent skeet

haven't reliably worked in entertainment journalism since obama was president and yet every time i first hear about a new movie via an earnings call i feel unmoored

i did this and i'm still tired. what the heck

its when a goth is also a prep

What if I went to bed at 9pm

last week an epstein-related story i filed for work got flagged by the company mail client for suspicious links and i was like "yeah that makes sense"

this is just the movie get hard

Happening Now: A snowball fight is taking place at Washington Square Park in New York City