Read Sam's Chortle interview! Enjoy his honesty about dying on his hoop! Come see him at #ACMS on Monday where we specifically embrace noble failure! Have a nice time! HAVE A NICE TIME!
It continues to be IMPORTANT you all acquire tickets for this. #yes
Currently enjoying thinking of the macarena, but instead of "macarena" it's "brontosaurus". Obviously the dance involves your arms and hands being brontosaurus necks and heads, and you open your hands on "ay, brontosaurus" so it looks like they're shouting.
Seeing @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social posting about jokes, punchlines, and the explanation etc thereof, suggests that this is an excellent opportunity for me to share this video of me telling two jokes over the course of about ten minutes, and explaining why they are funny in *excruciating* detail...
YES to these #ACMS veterans up for Best Poster at the Leicester Comedy Festival awards:
@katiepritchards.bsky.social (her own design)!
Lucy Pearman (designed by Will Andrews)!
@ofalafel.bsky.social (his own design)!
@robkemp.bsky.social (designed by Paul Banks)!
www.chortle.co.uk/other-news/2...
HECK YES to these #ACMS veterans for their Leicester Comedy Festival award nominations:
Best New Show
Andrew White!
@caitrionadowden.bsky.social!
Luke Rollason!
@maxfulham.bsky.social!
Toussaint Douglass!
Best Show
@alexkealy.bsky.social!
@joznorris.bsky.social!
www.chortle.co.uk/other-news/2...
A very large FUCK YEAH to these #ACMS veterans for their Leicester Comedy Festival award nominations:
Best Kids Show
Shelf!
@mrspencerjones.bsky.social!
Best Variety Show
Peter Fleming!
@bjalborough.bsky.social!
Sam Eley!
Best Debut Show
Jessica Barton!
www.chortle.co.uk/other-news/2...
The Jackman/Phantom show has somehow leapfrogged the "Best New Show" category to be nominated for Best Show at @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social after its second ever performance. The plan now is for it to be nominated for an Oscar by this time next year.
Jackie's great, go feast on her new special! 🐝
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 9th March 2026, 7:30pm-10:40ish Thom Tuck & Tom Bell (MCs), with umpteen excellent guests: Ashley Haden, Callum & Toby, Cerys Bradley, Genevieve O'Connor, Glenn Wool, Heidi & Julie, Joz Norris, Rosie G, Sam Morrison, Ted Hill, Tom Whiston £10 online, from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org
#ACMS
📆 Monday 9th March
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/692738
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with e.g. @ashleyhaden.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
The Tour To End All Tours (TTTEAT) resumes on Wednesday at Komedian in Brighton, and this time I actually will unveil my life's work, I promise, really really this time
www.komedia.co.uk/shows/joz-no...
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 9th March 2026, 7:30pm-10:40ish Thom Tuck & Tom Bell (MCs), with umpteen excellent guests: Ashley Haden, Callum & Toby, Cerys Bradley, Frank Foucault, Genevieve O'Connor, Glenn Wool, Heidi & Julie, Joz Norris, Rosie G, Sam Morrison, Ted Hill, Tom Whiston £10 online, from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org
#ACMS
📆 Monday 9th March
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10 online from wegottickets.com/event/692738
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with e.g. Glenn Wool, @joznorris.bsky.social, Rosie G, Sam Morrison, Ted Hill, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
This song won an award* at the Fringe last year and I've finally found where to put it in my show this year.
*Best Song at the ACMS Awards which are totally legitimate awards and not based on a random number generator
Eggbox returns in May! Big plans currently afoot for Eggbox, and we've got some great stuff programmed for this one already, so get booking!
www.pleasance.co.uk/event/eggbox
Permitted!
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 9th March 2026, 7:30pm-10:40ish Thom Tuck & Tom Bell (MCs), with umpteen excellent guests: Ashley Haden, Callum & Toby, Cerys Bradley, Frank Foucault, Genevieve O'Connor, Glenn Wool, Heidi & Julie, Joz Norris, Rosie G, Ted Hill, Tom Bell, Tom Whiston £10, or £8/£11 online, from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org
#ACMS
📆 Monday 9th March
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/692738
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with
@ashleyhaden.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
🎤come do funny www.eventbrite.com/e/writing-wo...
People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig!
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Radical Opinion On Spanking.
Hope everyone's excited for their WIPs!!!
Ha, you are both welcome to arrive late for us.
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 9th March 2026, 7:30pm-10:40ish Thom Tuck & Tom Bell (MCs), with umpteen excellent guests: Ashley Haden, Callum & Toby, Cerys Bradley, Frank Foucault, Genevieve O'Connor, Glenn Wool, Heidi & Julie, Joz Norris, Rosie G, Ted Hill, Tom Bell, Tom Whiston £10, or £8/£11 online, from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org
#ACMS
📆 Monday 9th March
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/692738
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with @ashleyhaden.bsky.social, Cerys Bradley, @joznorris.bsky.social, Ted Hill, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
Tonight's shenanigans!
The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 9th February 2026, 7:30pm-10:40ish Tom Bell (MC) + umpteen excellent guests: Adele Cliff, Alexander Bennett, Athena Kublenu, Charlie Vero-Martin, Jaz Mattu, Kieran Boulton, Max Devine, and "LOQUACIO, Master of Nearly a Dozen Voices!" £10 (or £5) online, from wegottickets.com £12 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org
#ACMS
📆 TONIGHT
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £10 from wegottickets.com/event/689042/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door
😻 hosted by @tombellforever.bsky.social, with @adelecliff.bsky.social, @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, @athenakugblenu.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
Jones - the greatest of all screen cats
centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
Everyone, please now sell the gig out wegottickets.com/event/689042/ as though it was only Thom's presence that was holding you back from buying a ticket. That'll learn him.
Because of some plot*, @turlygod.bsky.social can no longer host Monday's show. Happily, because of extreme valiance, Board Member @tombellforever.bsky.social** is going to helm proceedings for us.
* accidentally booking a holiday for NEXT WEEK
** you remember, he saved #ACMS Hallmark Christmas!
Tonight! The Bill Murray!
dice.fm/event/yogd9p...
grid of faces playing Feb 8th-13th, from Sam Nicoresti to Eric Lampaert
MUCH EXCELLENCE heading to @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social - events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/ - soon, go see e.g. @samnicoresti.bsky.social, @marcellucont.bsky.social, @robauton.bsky.social, @willduggan.bsky.social, @nerineskinner.bsky.social, @robkemp.bsky.social, @adelecliff.bsky.social, AND MORE
