Isabelle, the Thorny Rose

He approaches the Taro, and the Taro is uncertain of these events

Bao like "hey what are these weird kids doing in Our House, Amirite?"

Behave Yourself so you can Leave my Home

This lil shit, oh look at me I'm soooo feral I cannot be tamed

Behold their lil FACES!!
In order: Freya, Frigg, and Fenrir
I know Frigg technically got named Sol but just between you and me... She can be Frigg hahaha.
Fenrir's face is so ROUMD

Foster kitten Bao eating on the counter, as adult cat Taro stands up from his finished meal

Lil man wanted to eat with the big kids

He mocks me, this boy who simply will not leave

Poltergeist

I'm starting to wonder if she's so annoying while I'm on the treadmill just because she wants me to get off and let her enjoy the Warm

Foster kitten Bao just outside the door, Watching

He lurks and watches

This guy is definitely plotting my death

None can resist the allure of the dangly wand toy

Here is Bao letting me know what he thought of my desire to get him back in the playpen

After much shenanigans, the babies are now successfully all back in Baby Jail

Heehee, sleeping in the kitten supplies I see

Hiding in the angry cave. No bother us!!!

I'm not sure such a dangerous beast is capable of taming!! Oh no!

Google's shitty AI not recognizing "you may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" as a Nikola Tesla quote and instead attributing it to "online communities".

Google's shitty artificial "intelligence": finally making Thomas Edison's dream a reality.

New semiferal foster babies!!!
They're Bao(m) hiding behind the box,
Dumpling (f) the Very Dilute Calico lying in the litter, and Gyoza(f) the gray one sitting up. They are Not Okay with being here but they will learn!

He's just the sleepiest boyyyyy

My cat Fran, being a weird sphinx type creature

Where's her giant sphinx statue, she deserves it!

MOBY GOT DICK By Josephine Riesman I hate white whales and I cannot lie You other seamen can't deny When the beast swims by as a pale and eerie sight Spermacetti is your right You get sprung Wanna throw spears well Til you know that the whale's in Hell Oh, Moby I wanna stop goonin' And get harpoonin' My boatswain tried to stop this But that eye you got makes (Me so vicious!) Ooh, Devil’s own whale You say you wanna end my tale? Well, try me, try me Cuz I ain’t no average briney
 I’ve seen him blowin’ To hell with all knowin’ He swim, fin Got it goin’ like a turbo Schwinn I’m tired of novelists Sayin’ orcas are the best Take the average Ahab and ask him why I’ll tell ya I’m not shy So sailors (YEAH!) Sailors (YEAH!) Has your whale-foe got the white? (HELL YEAH!) Tell him to fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Fluke it (FLUKE IT!) Now throw that sharpened stick Moby got Dick

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Both Tofu and Puddle have already been adopted! I think Tofu is gonna be Beeg >:3

(I am of course not officially licensed as a RAWyer in the state of Michigan, or indeed any other, but these are my reads on the matter.)

While you could make a tortured attorney-at-RAW argument for the latter, my argument would be that "Blinding Critical", and indeed any critical feat, would be off the table under these circumstances.

Vorpal requires you to "confirm the critical hit", which suggests that critical hits must be an accessible subgroup of the attack.

No and no, respectively.

The pure satisfied lounge of these two when the babies have graduated

How are you so rude but look this freaking silly

What a pose to sleep in