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@tomontour

Public relations for the event industry, German - > English translator and British EN voice-over. Done lots of Green Party roles. Ja: Handkäs/Ăppler. Nein: Nazis. The only good fascist is a dead fascist.

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It has been unbearable for years.

13.03.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.02.2026 19:06 👍 1601 🔁 576 💬 63 📌 37
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Most voters think trump took military action against Iran to distract from the Epstein files

13.03.2026 05:39 👍 614 🔁 259 💬 38 📌 20

I wish Hank and his 1$ slice would fuck off.

13.03.2026 14:50 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Yup, spot on.

12.03.2026 14:30 👍 10069 🔁 2778 💬 282 📌 152
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Love this cover. Thanks so much to the FT Mag team. First 300 clicks free: as.ft.com/r/c220d67b-1...

13.03.2026 11:16 👍 245 🔁 43 💬 23 📌 14
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Social media in one image.

12.03.2026 12:05 👍 203 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 1
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#proofofcat Percy says "Hi there!"

12.03.2026 12:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In 2022, when he was a security minister, I heard Tugendhat on the radio and was impressed by how very well informed and across his brief he was - a rarety at the time. And now he's sunk to such depths.

12.03.2026 10:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cologne is the historic pop music capital of Germany and lots of TV gets made there. The liberal / creative streak is in part put down to the city being the last one that fell to the Nazis. By the time they took it over it had become a refuge for the kinds of people who the Nazis didn't like.

12.03.2026 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1/2 Here are a couple more observations about Cologne. 1) The locals drink like the English more so than anywhere else in Germany, as in, when drinking, they go for it. 2) If everyone looks like they have just stepped out of a hair salon, TV studio or pop video, it's because they probably have.

12.03.2026 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2/2 When you don't want another glass, place your beer mat on top of your glass. Kölsch is flipping delicious, btw.

12.03.2026 10:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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1/2 Papa Joe's Jazz Bar is a classic. You should be aware of the convention with Kölsch glasses. When drinking Kölsch, which is typically served in 0.2l glasses, the waiting staff will replace any glass that is empty without you having to ask for it.

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12.03.2026 10:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Loving these new 'Best of British' banknotes.

11.03.2026 22:14 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
a power pole
sign reads
please like and share this post

a power pole sign reads please like and share this post

11.03.2026 20:32 👍 569 🔁 163 💬 6 📌 0
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Actually, this on a banknote

11.03.2026 21:49 👍 1218 🔁 205 💬 38 📌 12

So many venues lost marketing staff during covid and venues haven't recovered yet. The turnover of marketing staff is also extraordinary.

11.03.2026 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was blocked on Twitter by Richard Fairbrass of Right Said Fred for taking the piss out of his anti-vax / conspiracy bullshit. I suppose calling him a baldy slap headed cunt touched a nerve.

11.03.2026 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm no lawyer, but I think "we're going to keep stealing your stuff until you tell us you don't want us to steal your stuff" isn't quite the defense Grammarly thinks it is—at least not in the court of public opinion. I hope this company is sued into oblivion. I canceled my pro account today.

10.03.2026 22:57 👍 127 🔁 32 💬 5 📌 0
WATCH: Nigel Farage and Robert
Jenrick change fuel prices in Buxton at
a Reform UK petrol station


They have pledged to reinstate the 5p
fuel duty cut in their first Budget

WATCH: Nigel Farage and Robert Jenrick change fuel prices in Buxton at a Reform UK petrol station They have pledged to reinstate the 5p fuel duty cut in their first Budget

Farage and Jenrick pull a stunt in Buxton in protest at the fuel prices which are going up - on account of a war they both back - started by a man Farage flew thousands of miles to "have dinner with" only for said man to decide he was busy.

So much dignity going on.

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 768 🔁 256 💬 45 📌 6
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WANTED: One loving home for 2 tiny house panthers (must take both, they’re a package deal) 🐈🐈
Allow us to introduce Sancho and Finn, two ridiculously friendly black kitten brothers who are currently accepting applications for their forever humans.
These lads come vaccinated, microchipped, neutered.

10.03.2026 16:59 👍 24 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1

At a women in STEM event today, someone bemoaned the lack of women doing computer science. At tea, a young women who had left the AI/tech world told me this: “it’s just full of men lying about how good they are & constantly competing”. Just maybe the problem is with tech culture & not the women… 🤔

10.03.2026 17:32 👍 862 🔁 156 💬 66 📌 11
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👀 Did you post this to my office? Written with pink/purple ink? I'd really like to talk to you if so, I can protect your identity but what you sent was really important but not enough on its own. Get in touch via DM email etc... Pls RT.

10.03.2026 17:52 👍 17 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 0

"I love Adrian Chiles's articles."

10.03.2026 17:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do so many Americans have enormous chins?

09.03.2026 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
there is really nothing you need to see apart from shop dummies dressed in 'furry' sex outfits and lots of union jack flags.

there is really nothing you need to see apart from shop dummies dressed in 'furry' sex outfits and lots of union jack flags.

for no good reason whatsoever I'm posting this (sent me by @alanlondon.bsky.social shot on his postie round*) a while back and just stumbled across again. Filing under 'Bromley is not normal' but think he called it Gay Patriots on chemsex.
*It's a charity shop window.

09.03.2026 19:25 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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The best one will always be the man doing a dramatic reconstruction of the moment he realised his orange juice packaging was smaller.

09.03.2026 19:23 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

It's really true, nobody cares when someone starts wearing hearing aids.

09.03.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Missing money, shipped chips and a 350,000% profit: key takeaways on AI ‘phantom investments’ A Guardian investigation has put the UK government’s AI plans under the microscope. Here are the key details

@edzitron.com Well, this looks fine!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

09.03.2026 18:32 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bunty and me, Sir Michael. Tsk, tsk. Must try harder.

09.03.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0