Argh. Now I've lost the packaging for my anti-stress medication. I don't know how much more I can take.
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Argh. Now I've lost the packaging for my anti-stress medication. I don't know how much more I can take.
This is what any sensible politician should be saying in the face of Labour's hostile policies against those seeking safety. Home Secretary, and others in Labour, have flat out lied today, and previously. They've lied about those seeking asylum, migrants in general and those defending their rights.
"I didn't get a harrumph from that guy"
No one expects the Spanish trade position.
Reminder:
I’m - I can remember the lyrics to obscure 80s songs but can’t remember why I’ve just come into this room - years old.
Transitioning isn’t just about the clothes or the HRT; it’s about the fundamental right to exist safely as our authentic selves. Felicity and I were talking today about how much joy is found in just being seen. We won't stop fighting for that dignity. Love wins. 🏳️⚧️ -Sarah
#Transgender #Trans #Hope
18.00 OPENHEIMMER ALL HOURS It's been a funny old day. I came up with the deadliest know weapon known to all mankind. I said to Granville that "Now I had bbbbbbbebbbbecome ddddddeath". There was an almighty bang and I thought that was the end. Turned out to be that damned till.
This one is blowing up.
Hey @tessmachling.bsky.social @drclairenolan.bsky.social @claireboardman.bsky.social @reblambert.bsky.social @drtobydriver.bsky.social
I've just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us working there, so I have to make every second count.
I’m developing an AI. My aim? Make knowledge workers redundant while I become a billionaire. It’s important I pay no tax so there should be no welfare for the newly redundant. Also I need to be able to steal all the knowledge generations of workers have created. Oh and destroy the environment too.
In a good way, right? Definitely in a good way.
William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Manchester United unites people from all over the world. Having racist and discriminatory owners is a disservice to all the fans that support the club all over the world
Abso-fucking-lutely!
Cantona kicking a fascist in the crowd
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The thing is he's not pitching this to people who work, he's pitching this to retired people who are furious that other people might get marginally better working conditions than they had.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
It’s always weird when you see the vicar from This Country turn up in other shows.
I can really recommend Flour pizzeria in Wells-next-the-sea. Next door to the equally fabulous 2 Magpies bakery for some brownie or doughnut dessert.
Accurate
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Once he had made a formal request to be transferred from administrative work, but he had felt relieved when the people's commissar refused his request..."
The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Me (IT Support): hello help desk
You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures
Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
not once has anyone said The Queen and meant Camilla
Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.
The Home Office’s new TikTok account wants you to see migration through a negative lens.
We refuse this toxic narrative. Migration is a positive force in this country.
I’m going to say what everyone if too afraid to say, Lindor chocolates are not nice. They’re incredibly sickly
