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ArmenianAbs aka Mark

@armenianabs

Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead. Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride. Liberal AF. My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic. I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.

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07.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now, 6 months before the next election, my investments went from up double digits to down double digits in a matter of weeks. I’m afraid I may have to sell my adult children to survive.

Could you please play β€œFree Fallin” by Tom Petty?

Mark

β€œWell Mark, here is your long distance dedication.”

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A year and half ago, my country elected a lying, sexist, racist, homophobic pedophile who is in over his head. Because he has pretended to be a β€œsuccessful businessman”, our country’s economy has imploded over his obsession to use immigrants to cover the fact that he’s a pedophile.

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Kasey,

I’m a 52 year old self-employed white male. I’ve owned my business now for 15 years and last year was my most successful year yet. I’m heavily invested in the stock market, securing the futures of myself and my family members.

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Valentina Gomez is the Riley Gaines of politics.

04.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect board game for 2025 does exist…

04.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”₯

03.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once again, a single cartoon tells more truth that the entire US Congress.

Thanks to Rick McKee for making our current situation easy to understand.

03.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 8207 πŸ” 2778 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 76
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03.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One day, after the apocalypse, one of Billy Joel’s grandkids will write a lyrically updated version of β€œWe Didn’t Start the Fire” and will have to include all these countries.

Godspeed, Billy Joel spawn. Godspeed.

02.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face . ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .

Congratulations to the three American soldiers who sacrificed their lives to protect a pedophile.

01.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jewish Americans entering Iranian-owned American businesses…

01.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s this β€œOperation Epic Furry” I’m hearing about?

01.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you. 😊

23.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember that episode!

23.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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