queen dirt 🏳️‍⚧️

YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.

call me a shitty mechanic the way I be blowing trannies all day

Matt Pless, The Lady Grace, J. Trafford Live acoustic music Fri, Apr 10 8pm Immediately following Songwriters Roundtable Discussion event at Viva Books in the historic Brown's Arcade Stem and Vine 326 N Charles St Baltimore, Maryland 21201 Presented by Trafford Estate www.trafford.estate

Additionally, the Fri, Apr 10 Songwriters Roundtable Discussion in Baltimore will be followed by a live performance from Matt Pless, @queendirt.bsky.social, and J. Trafford at Stem & Vine - adjacent to Viva Books.

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they call it “horseshoe theory” because you are likely to believe it if you have been kicked in the noggin by a Horse

I did not expect much but I'm glad to say the first two episodes of the scrubs reboot are good and made me smile and giggle several times

I'd play that in a heartbeat

boy toy?

okay

girl toy?

okay

puppyslut girltwink fucktoy?

suddenly the drive thru employees are calling the cops.

im soooo sorry i thought i could have it my way

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

Lmao my dad just cold-called me with low bloodsugar (from the toilet) and called me "son" Like 4 times. And he wonders why there's so much emotional distance between us. It's been ten years old man, read a fucking book.

Love getting left on read after saying something filthy. Always great for the self esteem

marx didnt anticipate intellectually knowing that youre manic and still feeling like christ incarnate

calvinism is good-men-do-nothing theology

I need people who comment on tv about law to enunciate that second t in "statutes" and be consistent. my psyche cannot otherwise deal with what my imagination does with all the rogue statues doin stuff

Thinkin bout the time my friend and I rushed through a spaghetti dinner I made so we could go to the movies, lamenting that we couldn't sneak spaghetti into the theater, only for the guy sitting in front of us to straight up be eating hot n sour soup through the whole movie. i think about him a lot.

I fuckin cackled

Thinking about the timeline where John Darnielle became an anarchic software designer instead of a poet.

Is there like a secret discord or a place where all the artsy transfems in Pittsburgh hang out? I need new friends.

Always down for a chat, I love making new friends uwu

I'll keep an eye out for it. I post a lot of my poetry on here if you're interested.

This one is more of a prose vignette than actual #poetry. I've written about these guys before a couple of times and even have lore about them. Maybe they'll star in a book one day, but I kinda like just writing random scene about them

I'm so down bad that it's embarrassing, but at least the #poetry I'm writing about it is good

It sorta runs a gamut of different themes, but the through-lines are trans rage/fear, emotional/spiritual/sexual hunger, and artistic dissatisfaction. Some of the poems are kinda visual, and some are lyrical, and some feel closer to prose vignettes than poetry.

What's your video about?

Feeling like a feral goblin, but otherwise pretty good. I'm got working on compiling a poetry collection, and I got a job interview in the morning

Hello there, gasmask girl

Seeking: an emotionally available butch to [redacted] my [redacted] until I cant walk, breath, or think

@spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

Technically every Jane Austen novel is a Starship Troopers prequel

i need to get bit😔

I deserve to get jumped by beautiful women😭

So supremely fucking embarrassing. I've been trying to write about it, but I feel like im leaving too much of myself on the table and keep ending of cringing myself out of it