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@shankspeare

Here for the cats! Here for the dogs! Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.

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Sounds like they used old maps

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Secretary Kristi Noem

@Sec_Noem
Thank you 
@POTUS
 Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. 
@SecRubio
 and 
@SecWar
 are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. 

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 6424 πŸ” 1180 πŸ’¬ 1134 πŸ“Œ 337

100% she'll get a real paycheck. Something all of us fired/displaced fed workers no longer get.

06.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't bother in his 1st term. Why would he now? He thinks they are all losers.

06.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck off. Literally. Retire and get out of the way.

06.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The final straw came when Noem told Senator John Kennedy under oath that Trump had personally approved a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign that featured her prominently. Trump flatly denied it. 'I never knew anything about it,' he said

It’s so delicious, it really is

#BuhByeNoem

06.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 8

Life choices

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CARIBBEAN RECORD HEAT
Record heat is allover North America and Caribbean keeps breaking records every single day.
Today again 90F/32.2C at St Thomas AP
US VIRGIN ISLANDS HOTTEST MARCH DAY IN HISTORY

Expect more records next days.

06.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

This keeps up, hurricane season is gonna be brutal.

06.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s what I’m talking about

06.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 3923 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 58
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2698 πŸ” 1473 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 379

Lolz

06.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wonder if someone will get fired if they leave his box on a plane.

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
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Himes: "Already you see the White House in an absolute panic over gas prices, coming up with wild ideas ... they understand that this terrible decision they have taken is going to end this presidency. We're gonna have a lame duck president for 3 years with 20 to 30% approval."

05.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 6991 πŸ” 2009 πŸ’¬ 461 πŸ“Œ 144
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Scoop: Dialog, a secretive forum, plans D.C.-area campus The secretive, invite-only network is preparing a major expansion.

β€œDialog , a secretive…network founded 2 decades ago by Peter Thiel & Auren Hoffman” reportedly plans to build a campus in the DC suburbs. Past Dialog participants reportedly include Elon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Scott Bessent, Eric Schmidt, Ted Cruz, Cory Booker, Gary Kasparov, etc. 8/7/25 … 1/

06.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6
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Rubio: β€œLet me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 3283 πŸ” 1559 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 306
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05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 9246 πŸ” 2696 πŸ’¬ 467 πŸ“Œ 114
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Michele put a stop to that shit!😭

Forever my first lady!

05.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 29
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 15486 πŸ” 3176 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 160
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

17.11.2023 23:02 πŸ‘ 2496 πŸ” 551 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 517

Bush had torture black sites.

Obama authorized a drone strike on a U.S. citizen.

But OK, Pete

05.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Gave what I could. Good luck to all of you!

05.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Relief for Bustopher Jones's Medical Crisis, organized by Robert Vaux My cat, Bustopher Jones, is facing a serious crisis. He needs $2,500 worth of … Robert Vaux needs your support for Relief for Bustopher Jones's Medical Crisis

With Axel getting settled in, my sweet cat Jones has had a sudden medical crisis. We need $2,500 for his vet bills, and I've set up a GoFundMe. Every little bit helps, so if you have even a few dollars to spare, please consider a donation. Thanks!

www.gofundme.com/f/relief-for...

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Because of your reposts Axel found his forever home with a cat sibling named Jones, who needs medical care. Please read below. If you can donate any amount the GoFundMe is below. If not, it's ok please repost. Thank you so much everyone!
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05.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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We can never forget these women. Stop believing fat old men whose only reason is their daddies money and Russia that they have a seat at the pedophile table, Ranch and Island. Moreover, the recruitment center Mar-a-Lago

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sounds like she didn't want to give up her flying fuck bus and the paycheck.

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 5579 πŸ” 1291 πŸ’¬ 445 πŸ“Œ 325
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Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

BREAKING NYT:

Lindsey Halligan, the ex-U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia who brought criminal cases against Trump's enemies over the objections of career prosecutors, is under investigation by Florida's bar association, according to a letter the organization sent last month.

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 4085 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 152
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"Demand is so great that programs to mentor attorneys to file habeas cases are emerging...

β€œI’m on all these listservs where people are saying, who can help me in Arizona, who can help me in Mississippi, and people are stepping up and helping each other...”

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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