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Ensign K'Miru

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Caitian Ensign K'Miru Science officer on DS9. Loves cookies. Kind of afraid of the dark. she/her/Ensign Parody, for-fun rp account.

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Lonesome in a station full of people. I mean, I started naming my favorite petri dishes. The doc won't let me stick googly eyes on them.

07.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, no! We run ours for free!

06.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't really get a Spring Break, so another ensign and I put together our version of MTV Spring Break with a replica 90's South Padre Island. Morn's competing in our Beauty and the Beach contest! He's gonna win hands down.

06.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, no, I need to stay sober while on du-HRBBBLRBLBBLBLBB~! I'm drowning and quickly pickli-! HRRRBBBLBLLL~!

06.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to! This station is never stable.

06.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working on your tan today, Chief?

05.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...You roleplay a mop!??

04.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay... ,but if it's gained sentience there's protocol we have to follow!

04.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No solvents until I get a clean sample!

04.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need that back! I'm getting a ladder!

04.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooo! My lab results exploded! ;o;!!

03.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that's lunch taken care of! OW! Festively! Ow! So spicy!

03.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It got selected for time repairs this week. So those minutes are really going to feel like hours. I blame last week's pizza!

02.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The other ensigns have introduced me to something called Pokemon and installed it on my PADD. How am I supposed to get any work done between that and my Tamagotchi??

02.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't Klingons get two wenises? Wenii?

02.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spring is in the air! No, really! I was tasked with testing the ventilation for signs of allergens and mold. One mold asked for my identification first, so cheeky.

28.02.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 05:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Chief, I dropped some and it's fusing to the floor! Oh, wait, that's Odo! Oops!

27.02.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm no engineer! I use my knee and this mallet Dr. Bashir gave me.

26.02.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I can fix it. I've done that before!

26.02.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, wow! Broke a record! Oops, I mean-!

26.02.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll beam you the Poop Knife, Chief! Hold on!

26.02.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope! But I do train the voles for the Vole Olympics.

25.02.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This pizza has WAY TOO MANY Chronitons in it! Ow! OW! Now it's yesterday! OW! Now it's next year!

25.02.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of this group, I think the T.A.R.D.I.S. would be the most fun to tinker with! Looks tinker-with-able.

24.02.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played in snow for the first time.

Well... WATER snow. Snow from other elements tickles a little too much.

24.02.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The curse of being a #StarTrek fan: No picture of the Golden Gate bridge looks right without some shuttles in the sky... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ––

24.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Coach, but does it have to be dodgeball again!? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

23.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inspections are... different on this station. Particularly with the lab. We use what we can and on a bit of a budget because it's too expensive to replace everything that gets blown up, melted, burnt... phased into another time line... Anyway, anyone seen our inspector?

23.02.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He sets them loose at Quark's and trains them to ask for the most expensive drink.

23.02.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0