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Not totally useless, but not far off. Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.

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Just got advised how much I'm owed in entitlements ๐Ÿ˜ณ

06.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly horrendous

06.03.2026 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't even remember the last time I had that slop, thankfully!

06.03.2026 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, the owners were attending a funeral.

06.03.2026 07:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had to get Pizza Hut, as the local pizza place is closed tonight. I forgot how absolutely diabolical their pizzas are ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

06.03.2026 07:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says i 'm so relieved in a sequined top ALT: a woman says i 'm so relieved in a sequined top
05.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank god I bought shit tickets yesterday

03.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Total eclipse of my fart

03.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good riddance, Vile and Tacky Ho!

03.03.2026 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Second job offer is in.

03.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So a water cremation is off the table?

02.03.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you currently making midget porn with him?

02.03.2026 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disappointed you didn't leave with a 2 litre bottle of vodka, 2kg jar of Metamucil, a diamond ring, a swim spa, and a coffin.

02.03.2026 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

02.03.2026 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not fucking around!!

02.03.2026 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got my first job offer and hopefully another one later this week.

02.03.2026 08:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking wish.

01.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS. I want to unsubscribe from sportsball, please.

01.03.2026 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You Oughta Know 38th Annual Grammy Awards
You Oughta Know 38th Annual Grammy Awards YouTube video by schaeon warren

30 years ago since one of the greatest performances at the Grammys ever.

youtu.be/L4t5H1qVW74?...

01.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's far more interesting things than overpaid brain dead meatheads who throw a ball at each other.

01.03.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When does this footy bullshit end?!

01.03.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's looking pretty bloody green, considering how neglected it has been.

01.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure if that's a good thing or not ๐Ÿ˜…

01.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now what's a flashback

28.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want another one but I've gotta drive an hour and a quarter back up to my foster mum's place after I have brunch with a friend.

28.02.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Want me to come mow yours?
Mine hasn't been done in a month and it's wet, so it's not the best job.

28.02.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheers cunts!

28.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It looks like shit but at least I got it mowed before it started raining again. Now it's time for that margarita!!

28.02.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0