Just got advised how much I'm owed in entitlements ๐ณ
Just got advised how much I'm owed in entitlements ๐ณ
Truly horrendous
Can't even remember the last time I had that slop, thankfully!
Unfortunately, the owners were attending a funeral.
Had to get Pizza Hut, as the local pizza place is closed tonight. I forgot how absolutely diabolical their pizzas are ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Thank god I bought shit tickets yesterday
Total eclipse of my fart
Good riddance, Vile and Tacky Ho!
Second job offer is in.
So a water cremation is off the table?
Are you currently making midget porn with him?
Disappointed you didn't leave with a 2 litre bottle of vodka, 2kg jar of Metamucil, a diamond ring, a swim spa, and a coffin.
Thank you!
I'm not fucking around!!
Just got my first job offer and hopefully another one later this week.
I fucking wish.
FFS. I want to unsubscribe from sportsball, please.
30 years ago since one of the greatest performances at the Grammys ever.
youtu.be/L4t5H1qVW74?...
There's far more interesting things than overpaid brain dead meatheads who throw a ball at each other.
When does this footy bullshit end?!
It's looking pretty bloody green, considering how neglected it has been.
Not sure if that's a good thing or not ๐
Now what's a flashback
I want another one but I've gotta drive an hour and a quarter back up to my foster mum's place after I have brunch with a friend.
Want me to come mow yours?
Mine hasn't been done in a month and it's wet, so it's not the best job.
Cheers cunts!
It looks like shit but at least I got it mowed before it started raining again. Now it's time for that margarita!!