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If you wish to go upstairs to pee, you must first answer his riddles three

Thank you! It’s tough with the big age gap to find something fulfilling for the both of them at once 😅

I’m wracking my brain for ideas of what I can do with my kids tomorrow, we’re severely lacking family events this time of year.

All this to say, I believe all of my woes would be solved with a discovery centre or finished museum.

Still thinking about the cashier who said “unfortunately, your total is $151” to me earlier.

Two friends started to dance to HOT TO GO in the shop and I watched 5 other strangers stop what they were doing to join in with them ❤️

Ruben Rabasa from the focus group sketch in I Think You Should Leave

My wife was driving the car the other day, and our 2 year old son told her, “Mum, you have to drive with *two* hands on the steering wheel so it doesn’t fall off”

I’ve been feeling the pull of needing something to look forward to.

Between breaking news and routine I think I just need some light in this weird tunnel.

Didn't think I'd get yelled at for not having Maple Syrup from anyone other than my toddler today, but here we are!

Realized how many printed photos I have of my oldest vs my youngest.

So now I’m making it my mission to make sure she has her own photo albums to flip through too 😭

If it looks like Reggie smells like old books, it’s because he usually does

Natalie deserves a raise with that headline.

The thieves really went out there and poached those eggs 🥚

If I put even a fraction of the effort i use thinking about updating our kitchen cupboards and walls, I'd have a completely different looking kitchen.

I’ve wasted so much money for nothing 😬

I cancelled my Amazon Prime account and went to look at what the delivery difference having an account had vs without..it was a day (free shipping included)

oh hey, I made this!

Thanks for stopping by :)

What a good sport

I’d visit the elves every day

It’s one of my favourites. I wanna move to Iceland and sing abba for a living

Introduce yourself with four movies.

There was a time that adults having a midlife crisis meant they bought an expensive second car instead of obtaining a second job to afford groceries.

Excited for Tattoo day with @justinwiswell.bsky.social Tomorrow.

Neither of us know what we’re leaving with yet and that’s half the fun

Good things come to those who wait, I say as I wait for midnight brisket

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Hello Sunshine ☀️
Good Night, Mr. Moon 🌕

My daughter inherited my love for holidays and is already so excited for Easter now that the Christmas rush has passed

I wonder if it comes in a glass box with a tiny hammer

I love snooping on realtor, sometimes you find a bike in the shower and sometimes you find your dream home.

When I was little, I wanted a dog so bad that it became an obsession. I made an entire book of every dog breed I could research with facts, stats and drawn photos.

To this day I still haven’t owned my own dog, but I can tell you how much the average French bulldog weighs (25 lbs)

I sure ask myself why my phone doesn’t hold a charge an awful lot for someone who hasn’t remembered to close her tabs since November.

Not that me saying yes would come as a surprise in anyway…but I did for my oldest.

There was this weird push in 2011-2015 to keep them in case they needed the stem cells in the future, not a single mention of it with my second kiddo.

No idea where they went 😅