Gary Sussex (@eggandbacon)

Pete's not taking any of that Von Paulus bullshit

13.03.2026 21:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait a minute - I rarely use cash, but when they put The King on the banknotes a few years' back, who the hell did they mean???

13.03.2026 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂

13.03.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just don't want to jinx it by getting too excited 😄

13.03.2026 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The trailers look great

13.03.2026 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Plus some poor sod brought in to play the third CB. And then some other poor bastard having to go to CB when one of the original 3 goes off following a red card/head wound/asteroid strike injury

13.03.2026 14:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, I probably should have clarified that they're not enemies and there's no war!

13.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the screenplay follows the book (and it looks as if it does), it's really not like that at all - more a story of understanding, co-operation and friendship

13.03.2026 12:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mmmm...cosy

13.03.2026 11:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But he was never getting off anyway, not after the whole moneychangers/temple schemozzle

13.03.2026 10:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is like Dylan at Newport in 1965. Sad

13.03.2026 09:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Think I once saw this bloke Stuart Goddard out with punk singer Marianne Elliott-Said...
"Adam Ant?"
"It was definitely Poly Styrene, didn't really know the guy that well"

13.03.2026 09:44 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trust me, he knows

12.03.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another body-shaming survivor

12.03.2026 20:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No wedgie could be too atomic for him

12.03.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With his own toothbrush? Sounds like a perfect fit!

12.03.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about...HIS next job is mine clearance in the Strait of Hormuz, equipped with a kayak and a sledgehammer?

12.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fewer staff and over-promotion? Interesting strategy just as SA MTD is about to take-off

12.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure, but I'm British and it's taught at school

12.03.2026 11:36 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To summarise the position:
*The players hate the manager
*The players hate the fans
*The players hate each other
*The fans hate the manager
*The fans hate the players
*The fans hate each other
*The manager hates the players
*The manager hates the fans
*The manager hates himself for taking the job

12.03.2026 11:25 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

A long line of guys with buckets and you wouldn't even need a road. The brightest minds in DC are working on this rn

12.03.2026 10:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

5-2 not looking so bad tonight

11.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High praise indeed

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's the shitty version of Kirk produced by the transporter malfunction

11.03.2026 21:32 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe as one of the witnesses for the prosecution. Alfresco trials are the best

11.03.2026 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

11.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can't risk going immediately to a good coach, the players will get the bends

11.03.2026 19:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think this is simply (and bravely) "We (I) go again"

11.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the words `` this has all happened before and it will happen again '' are on a black background . Alt: the words `` this has all happened before and it will happen again '' are on a black background .

Although:

11.03.2026 15:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today we'll just need the black cap. And the judge's wig

11.03.2026 10:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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